Mar 12, 2005 12:07
this is by far the best song in the entire world. it is increeeeeeedibly funny
THE PIRATE SONG courtesy of scottie
(to the beat of the ants go marching)
I met a whore in the park one day
yo-ho yo-ho
I met a whore in the park one day
yo-ho yo-ho
I met a whore in the park one day she said, "Hey rugger you wanna lay?"
Get in get out quit fucking about
yo-ho yo-ho yo-ho
I put my hand up on her toe
yo-ho yo-ho
I put my hand up on her toe
yo-ho yo-ho
I put my hand up on her toe she said, "Hey rugger youre way too slow."
Get in Get out quit fucking about
yo-ho yo-ho yo-ho
I put my hand up on her knee
yo-ho yo-ho
I put my hand up on her knee
yo-ho yo-ho
I put my hand up on her knee she said, "Hey Rugger youre kidding me?"
Get in Get out, quit fucking about
yo-ho yo-ho yo-ho
I put my hand up on her thigh
yo-ho yo-ho
I put my hand up on her thigh
yo-ho yo-ho
I put my hand up on her thigh she said, "Hey Rugger, youre way too shy."
Get in Get out, quit fucking about
yo-ho yo-ho yo-ho
I put my hand up on her tit
yo-ho yo-ho
I put my hand up on her tit
yo-ho yo-ho
I put my hand up on her tit she said , "Hey Rugger youre getting it."
Get in Get out, quit fucking about
yo-ho yo-ho yo-ho
I put my hand up on her spot
yo-ho yo-ho
I put my hand up on her spot
yo-ho yo-ho
I put my hand up on her spot she said "Hey rugger, now thats the spot."
Get in Get out, quit fucking about
yo-ho yo-ho yo-ho
I put my dick into her mouth
yo-ho yo-ho
I put my dick into her mouth
yo-ho yo-ho
I put my dick into her mouth she said "kajyahdneoiacjboiqw8hoaljknucaois"
Get in Get out, quit fucking about
yo-ho yo-ho yo-ho
I put her in a wooden box
yo-ho yo-ho
I put her in a wooden box
yo-ho yo-ho
I put her in a wooden box, she made too many ruggish scots
Get in Get out, quit fucking about
yo-ho yo-ho yo-ho
I dig her up every now and then
yo-ho yo-ho
I dig her up every now and then
yo-ho yo-ho
I dig her up every now and then, she did it once, shell do it again!
Get in Get out, quit fucking about
yo-ho yo-ho yo-ho
The maggots ate her through and through
yo-ho yo-ho
The maggots ate her through and through
yo-ho yo-ho
The maggots ate her through and through, who gives a fuck? more holes to screw.
Get in Get out, quit fucking about
yo-ho yo-ho yo-ho
Lupin Hill Outdoor Ed 2005 was awesome.. the kids were great, the counselors were better.. pics coming soon