I just barely refrained from naming the whole damn town
Via scranton_times, I decided to be like James Gunn and Joss Whedon and make my own list of my
1. Buster Bluth, Arrested Development -- Hey, brother! Truth be told, I relate to Buster to a fearful degree.
2. George Michael Bluth, Arrested Development -- Who doesn't love George Michael?
3. Al Swearengen, Deadwood -- Ian McShane is nothing short of AMAZING. He also does an incredible psychotic glare.
4. Calamity Jane, Deadwood -- Jane bleepin' Cannary, cocksuckers.
5. Joanie Stubbs, Deadwood -- Oh, man. Joanie breaks my heart, she's so sweet and lovely.
6. Doc Cochran, Deadwood -- He's kind of nuts, and kind of a drunk, and unfailingly brilliant.
7. Dan Dority, Deadwood -- So, all right, Dan's a murdering henchman with a short temper. But when he and Al are in any scene together, oh my God, my brain short-circuits from the awesome. I love Dan.
8. Charlie Utter, Deadwood -- OMG CHARLIE UTTER. I CAN'T EVEN. <3<3<3<3
9. Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly -- Captain Tightpants, indeed.
10. River Tam, Firefly -- She'll kill you with her brain. Or her hands. Whichever.
11. Emily Gilmore, Gilmore Girls -- She sits at the head of the table if she wants to, bitches.
12. Pam Beesly -- Kind of like Mary Tyler Moore. Only awesome.
13. Creed Bratton, The Office -- Quality Assurance, baby. Would you like some mung beans with that?
14. Jim Halpert, The Office -- He gives girls teapots full of emotion. Also, I enjoy his manpurse.
15. Oz, Buffy the Vampire Slayer -- I've only seen the first two seasons, and my Oz love may be residual Seth Green love, but man, he's like the most perfect high school boyfriend imaginable.
16. Veronica Mars, Veronica Mars -- Oh, Veronica. There's no prize in dating crazies. Otherwise, carry on.
17. Keith Mars, Veronica Mars -- Best dad ever, two years and running.
18. Jed Bartlet, The West Wing -- When the president enters the room, everyone stands.
19. CJ Cregg, The West Wing -- Flamingo is on the move. It's a very nice-looking bird.
20. Leo McGarry, The West Wing -- He's Leo McGarry, okay?
21. Toby Ziegler, The West Wing -- Oh, Toby. It's funny. All the things I love about Toby - his obsessiveness, insecurity, crankiness - I don't particularly like in myself. Well. I'm not a brilliant presidential speechwriter, so.
22. Dana Scully, The X-Files -- Who else but Scully could keep Mulder's fool head in check?
23. Bubbles, The Wire -- Bubbs! The most charming dope fiend in the entire world.
24. Lester Freamon, The Wire -- He's real police, yo. And he makes dollhouse furniture as a side business.
25. Omar Little, The Wire -- "What's your occupation, Mr. Little?" "I rip and run." "Excuse me?" "I robs drug dealers." And he makes me CRY, he's so the greatest ever.
Making lists of this sort is very helpful when avoiding any kind of pertinent work, such as packing my apartment together before I pick my mother up from the airport tomorrow. She is so going to kill me when she sees how I have not gotten rid of hardly any of my books. Parting with my books, even those that made me want to die from boredom, IT IS STILL SO HARD.
1. Buster Bluth, Arrested Development -- Hey, brother! Truth be told, I relate to Buster to a fearful degree.
2. George Michael Bluth, Arrested Development -- Who doesn't love George Michael?
3. Al Swearengen, Deadwood -- Ian McShane is nothing short of AMAZING. He also does an incredible psychotic glare.
4. Calamity Jane, Deadwood -- Jane bleepin' Cannary, cocksuckers.
5. Joanie Stubbs, Deadwood -- Oh, man. Joanie breaks my heart, she's so sweet and lovely.
6. Doc Cochran, Deadwood -- He's kind of nuts, and kind of a drunk, and unfailingly brilliant.
7. Dan Dority, Deadwood -- So, all right, Dan's a murdering henchman with a short temper. But when he and Al are in any scene together, oh my God, my brain short-circuits from the awesome. I love Dan.
8. Charlie Utter, Deadwood -- OMG CHARLIE UTTER. I CAN'T EVEN. <3<3<3<3
9. Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly -- Captain Tightpants, indeed.
10. River Tam, Firefly -- She'll kill you with her brain. Or her hands. Whichever.
11. Emily Gilmore, Gilmore Girls -- She sits at the head of the table if she wants to, bitches.
12. Pam Beesly -- Kind of like Mary Tyler Moore. Only awesome.
13. Creed Bratton, The Office -- Quality Assurance, baby. Would you like some mung beans with that?
14. Jim Halpert, The Office -- He gives girls teapots full of emotion. Also, I enjoy his manpurse.
15. Oz, Buffy the Vampire Slayer -- I've only seen the first two seasons, and my Oz love may be residual Seth Green love, but man, he's like the most perfect high school boyfriend imaginable.
16. Veronica Mars, Veronica Mars -- Oh, Veronica. There's no prize in dating crazies. Otherwise, carry on.
17. Keith Mars, Veronica Mars -- Best dad ever, two years and running.
18. Jed Bartlet, The West Wing -- When the president enters the room, everyone stands.
19. CJ Cregg, The West Wing -- Flamingo is on the move. It's a very nice-looking bird.
20. Leo McGarry, The West Wing -- He's Leo McGarry, okay?
21. Toby Ziegler, The West Wing -- Oh, Toby. It's funny. All the things I love about Toby - his obsessiveness, insecurity, crankiness - I don't particularly like in myself. Well. I'm not a brilliant presidential speechwriter, so.
22. Dana Scully, The X-Files -- Who else but Scully could keep Mulder's fool head in check?
23. Bubbles, The Wire -- Bubbs! The most charming dope fiend in the entire world.
24. Lester Freamon, The Wire -- He's real police, yo. And he makes dollhouse furniture as a side business.
25. Omar Little, The Wire -- "What's your occupation, Mr. Little?" "I rip and run." "Excuse me?" "I robs drug dealers." And he makes me CRY, he's so the greatest ever.
Making lists of this sort is very helpful when avoiding any kind of pertinent work, such as packing my apartment together before I pick my mother up from the airport tomorrow. She is so going to kill me when she sees how I have not gotten rid of hardly any of my books. Parting with my books, even those that made me want to die from boredom, IT IS STILL SO HARD.