1. Has been laid.: Seeing that he has descendants I'd say yes.
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): Absolutely yes.
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Unknown
4. Is stoic about grievances.: It depends on who he's with.
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): Unlikely
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Yes
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Quite possiably.
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: Yes
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Yes
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtained a badass scar.: He still has all his body parts, though bad ass scars are unknown.
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth): As a mafia man I'm assuming he can use a gun, and he's a hand to hand fighter sooo, yeah.
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: Unknown
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: No, the neck is much more effective for his fighting style.
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): Unknown the guy wears a full suit and a cape most of the time...
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: I'd think so...
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Usually they can.
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: Yes
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!): Unknown.
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): We're gonna go with yes.
20. Do you like steak?: Sure why not.
BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help): 1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: Yes
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: When angered enough yes.
2. Can handle own in barfight. (Note: Using only your fists or ordinary items found in a bar): Absolutely yes.
3. Can hold a decent amount of liquor.: Unknown
4. Is stoic about grievances.: It depends on who he's with.
5. Can crack a smug remark during a battle (Note: Popculture references do not count): Unlikely
6. Shows backbone when someone pushes them around.: Yes
7. Would tell Clark or any other godmod hero to stfu/ignores him if they tried to put them in the kitchen: Quite possiably.
8. Has a voice deeper than Allen's*: Yes
9. Does not get emotional over chick flicks: Yes
10. Has at one point lost either a body part or obtained a badass scar.: He still has all his body parts, though bad ass scars are unknown.
11. Adept at using manly weapons, such as a gun, kungfu or sword? (weapons that are seen as badass without needing to show a demostration or explained in-depth): As a mafia man I'm assuming he can use a gun, and he's a hand to hand fighter sooo, yeah.
12. Has knowledge and skill in either hunting or fishing: Unknown
13. The terms headshot or decapitation can be used to describe your fighting style: No, the neck is much more effective for his fighting style.
14. Do you have visible hair not on top of your head? (arm hair does not count!): Unknown the guy wears a full suit and a cape most of the time...
15. Could your character survive in the wilderness without powers or technology?: I'd think so...
16. Can stay calm/keep their head in the most stressful situations: Usually they can.
17. Can win arm wrestling matches without superpowers OR going up against 5 year old girls: Yes
18. Can you ride a horse and/or drive something manly like a ship or motorcyle? (cars don't count!): Unknown.
19. Can you still be badass while wearing pink and/or ultra girly/cutesy articles of clothing? (I'm talking pink lace girls): We're gonna go with yes.
20. Do you like steak?: Sure why not.
BONUS QUESTIONS (note, these cannot HURT your score but can only help):
1. Are you swift as the coursing river?: Yes
2. Do you have all the force of a great typhoon?: When angered enough yes.
3. What about the strength of a raging fire?: Yes
4. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon?: Yes
FINAL SCORE: 15/20
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