Watchmen (Super Sentai) Five Kink Meme

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Rules of the meme:

1. Anonymously(or not, because we seem to have stopped following this rule) post a pairing and prompt you would like to see written. Since this is a kink meme, there is supposted to be a kink involved, but normal well-written prompts should work just as well.

2. Anonymous will respond to your post and write it for you! Art and such

Comments

Re: Little Glass Bottles (1a/1)

[anonymous]

"Oh. Laurel. The- the kitchen light is spinning. Did you know that?" Jesus Christ, the Terror of the Goddamn Underworld is drunk-dialing me. The surrealness of the situation mixes with the relief that he isn't dying and frustration that he woke her up at two in the goddamn morning to tell her about kitchen lights to form a conglomerate of emotions that are definitely too difficult to think about so early in the morning while sober.

"Walter, you're drunk, aren't you." It isn't a question.

"Am not drunk." He sounds slightly indignant. "They were little bottles. Just little green glass bottles. Thought green glass bottles were supposed to be American, patriotic, upstanding..." He trails off, as though realising how little sense he makes. "Anyhow, Daniel had more."

"Did not!" a familiar voice calls from the background, and Laurie hears a scuffle on the other end before Dan's voice rings through the phone, loud and cheerful. "Hi, Laurie. "

"Walteris drinking? Our little tee-totaler? He doesn't even like it when we drink."

"Yeah, that's why I told him-" There's a loud thunk! on Dan's end, like the phone was dropped, and someone swears. Laurie hears the sounds of a brief altercation, and then Dan picks up the phone and resumes their conversation as if nothing had happened.

"We're writing a song about America," he says proudly. "There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere." He says the last sentence in a slightly bemused way, as if he can't figure out why the tequila is there. Laurie turns away from the phone and muffles her laughter into her pillow.

"Go to sleep, Dan," she says fondly. "And get some aspirin ready for Walter's first hangover tomorrow."

"Will do." Laurie can almost hear the cheek splitting grin she knows Dan is sporting now; he's always been a cheery drunk. "Oh, Laurie?"

"Yes, Dan?"

"I love you." Even through the liquor, Dan's voice is soft and sweet and so genuine in its sentiment that it makes her want to cry, she's just so damn happy to have these two flawed, wonderful men in her life. "Walter loves you too, right, Walter?" She hears a faint call of assent, and has to blink back a tear. God, you'd think she was the drunk one.

"I love you too, you drunk idiots. Now go to sleep."

"Yes, ma'am."

above is (1b/1), excuse anon's fail

[anonymous]

Sorry about that! This is my first post to the meme, haha.

Re: above is (1b/1), excuse anon's fail

[anonymous]

Is it! Thank you so much for posting then, the fic is lovely and it made me smile.

adrunkable <3

[anonymous]

This is adorable. Or adrunkable, your choice. XD

This is funny and touching in a pretty much perfect mixture. Apologize for nothing. XD

Re: Little Glass Bottles (1a/1)

[anonymous]

>Jesus Christ, the Terror of the Goddamn Underworld is drunk-dialing me <--*sporfle*! xD

Such a fantastic first post - welcome to the madness! (And please don't stop! :D)

Re: Little Glass Bottles (1a/1)

[anonymous]

Oh this is ADORABLE. Drunk Walter wants to talk to Laurie, awwwww :) Perfect fic to go with that text.

Re: Little Glass Bottles (1a/1)

[anonymous]

Amazing fluff. XD