Watchmen Kink Meme 2: Electric Boogaloo. Or not.

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Alright, alright, I'm back now. Here ya go kids. (You're just lucky the other one didn't run out in the middle of my vacation grumble grumble)

Rules of the meme:

1. Anonymously post a pairing and prompt you would like to see written. Since this is a kink meme, there is supposted to be a kink involved, but normal well-written prompts should work

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Lace and Leather 4/10

[anonymous]

Rorschach's walk home is painfully littered by offers of “love.” The stilettos, the lipstick-it's all too much. He's going to end up looking like them, even in a “classy gown.” Once he's home he can barely even sleep because he knows in the next three hours he's going to have to get up, and decide what he's going to wear out of an assortment of women's clothing at work. He's going to need to know his size in women's dresses and shoes. He still doesn't know how he's going to pull all of this off. Walter stirs in his bed, refusing to look at the mirror because he's just going to see himself looking like a fucking girl.

Thank god he handles ladies clothing. When a customer asks him what would go best for her, he would usually tell her in a second, but now he takes the time to look at what would look nice on him and her. When the flow had died down he took to looking for gloves, finding the most elegant white opera gloves he could muster out of the low-grade shop. Green suits him, he had recently gotten himself a nice green suit, and now he finds himself looking for a green dress. A pale green, something that wouldn't outshine his vibrant hair, but something that would add to it. He finds one that matches the criteria, all the way at the back of the shop since it's a fucking century out of fashion. The bust is low but he could fix that and-what is he going to do for breasts? Hopefully they would figure it out for him.

The dress is beautiful, it goes down to the floor and there's is enough of extra padding to pull off believable hips. It has long, puffy sleeves to conceal his muscles, adorned with expertly woven white lace bunched at the wrist. There's a brilliant pattern eating the bottom of it, complex patterns that bring a faint smile to his face. It's beautiful, it really is, but it's going to be on him. A customer sneaks up behind him while he holds up a size he think might fit, asking if it was for a customer or someone special. He says someone special, frowning. She doesn't prod after.

He stuffs everything he needs in a bag, sadly including a pair of horribly tall black high heels that he'll probably stumble over before entering the priest's room. He tries everything on in front of the mirror, including almost-matching curly hair extensions. His gloved finger ghosts over his face-he'll need to shave, and shave well. This is too much work. They should just put another mask over his face.

Walter returns back to the mirror, trying to rehearse his steps. It's one foot slightly in front of the other so it shows off your would-be hips, don't think about it too much...

All of the make-up Dan has chosen is make-up he cannot resist for the life of him. And to see Rorschach in all of that-and to kiss him in all of that-he should have really checked in with Rorschach to see what he was planning to wear so it would, uh, match. The lipstick is a shade of red he can't remember, he just remembers the number and the brand. Red lipstick on redheads...would work...right? He curses at The Comedian for making such an awful and sexy plan. He doesn't think he can contain himself once Rorschach is all dolled up for the night's bust.

It'd be painfully funny if it wasn't so sad. Two guys trying to dress up another guy so he looks like a girl, no fashion background whatsoever, and the guy is nowhere near androgynous enough. He's young enough, sure, and it's not as bad as it could be, but hell, this is one shitty plan. Eddie firmly agrees with himself he could've thought of a better plan, but it sure as hell wouldn't be as fun. And now here he is, picking his favourite lingerie for his little partner. Pink would look nice on him. It's frilly as fuck, too! Happy fucking birthday, Rorschach!

Re: Lace and Leather 4/10

[anonymous]

I cannot think of the correct word to describe the feeling this fic stirs in me. This is thoroughly amazing. I love how serious Walter is taking the whole thing and how he's actually knowledgeable about what would make him a pritty pritty princess.

And the lingerie? Ohoho- great. Yet another kink this meme has given me. And he's not even wearing it yet.

Re: Lace and Leather 4/10

[anonymous]

Eddie even calls him a pretty princess!

Crossdressing is one of my favourite kinks, so lingerie was a pretty big deal in this. :D

Re: Lace and Leather 4/10

[anonymous]

He curses at The Comedian for making such an awful and sexy plan.

We all do, Dan. We all do.