- I will not develop a thirst for a career.
- I will not stop watching tv.
- I will not limit my video game playing.
- I will not clean regularly (the house that is). I'm still squeaky clean!
- I will not ass kiss.
- I will not eat veal, liver, pickled herring or fish sticks. You CAN'T make me.
- I will not indulge in drugs or drink on a regular basis.
- I will not learn to like to work.
- I will not learn to swim.
- I will not hug a tree.
- I will not stop being different.
- I will not live beyond my means.
- I will not give up junk food.
We focus so much on resolutions what about all the FUN stuff we try to do on a regular basis? Maybe if we focus more on the pleasures, the bad habits may diminish a bit or fall off to the wayside. Most likely not but it's certainly less pressure on oneself isn't it? Everyone is too good at bashing themselves. I say pampering is the theme for 2006.