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So, anyway, I walked into GW the other day to pick up some paints.
Word for word, this is what was written on the "flier" they handed me.
I haven't laughed so much since I set John on fire!
Adrent IV
Warhammer 40,000
A large Ork Wargh has smashed into Ardent IV, the brave and hard push PDF og the Imperial guard fight depreciably against the come on tide of the Green Skin. The mighty Space Marines are on route to save rescue the planet. And there have been report of strange cultists lurching in the wood. Chaos are there! The questions remains why?
Blood Tides
Warhammer Fantasy Battle
The Dark Elves Terrorise the old world once more. In their quests for more slaves. Will the allies of Dwarf and Men stopped them? Will the roaming band of Green Skins sense weakness? Or all Dark Elves find allies in their quest.
Perfect spelling
Perfect Punctuation.
Even properly capitalised.
But with no clear understanding of what 30% of the words actually mean. It's like someone was playing WHEEL OF ADVERBS!
Word for word, this is what was written on the "flier" they handed me.
I haven't laughed so much since I set John on fire!
Adrent IV
Warhammer 40,000
A large Ork Wargh has smashed into Ardent IV, the brave and hard push PDF og the Imperial guard fight depreciably against the come on tide of the Green Skin. The mighty Space Marines are on route to save rescue the planet. And there have been report of strange cultists lurching in the wood. Chaos are there! The questions remains why?
Blood Tides
Warhammer Fantasy Battle
The Dark Elves Terrorise the old world once more. In their quests for more slaves. Will the allies of Dwarf and Men stopped them? Will the roaming band of Green Skins sense weakness? Or all Dark Elves find allies in their quest.
Perfect spelling
Perfect Punctuation.
Even properly capitalised.
But with no clear understanding of what 30% of the words actually mean. It's like someone was playing WHEEL OF ADVERBS!