The completely superfluous yet entirely necessary (you know it) SPAIN AWARDS 2008!!! PART UNO
This idea was entirely stolen from here: http://0sweet-tart0.livejournal.com/20094.html
Which I found on this lovely community: http://community.livejournal.com/spain_de_futbol/
I will try not to steal too many actual awards and sorry in advance if the many, many pics (and awesome spanishness) kill anyone's computer.
Now, on with the awards:
Here is part 1
Most Gracious Winner:
Cesc Fabregas
Aww look at sweet little Cesc.
Well we think he's being sweet. For all we know the conversation is going something like this:
Cesc: Hey Bastian. Bastian? Guess what!?
Bastian: *sighs* What?
Cesc: .... WE WON!!!
If that is the case then Cesc is neither sweet nor gracious. At least he looks like he is though.
Best Kiss:
Winner: David Villa + The Ball
Anyone else remember how nervous they were before the penalties started?
It still makes me nervous now just thinking about it.
But this is our winner. Surely Villa's love of the ball (no dirty jokes) is representative of his awesomeness as a player.
Or something like that anyway. Mostly it's just cute.
Given the Spanish teams love of showing their affection there were actually a few contenders for this award, which is why we have a runner up.
Runner up:
Cesc Fabregas + Dahveed Villa
This deserves an honorary mention because it's so cute.
It doesn't win however because even though Cesc is being nice to poor injured David we all know he is secretly thinking "haha! i get to start in the final biatch." Of course he'd never say that to Villa out loud because he likes having all his body parts. Even Cesc isn't that foolish.
(On a sidenote, I found it stupidly hard to find a copy of this picture. You'd think it'd be everywhere given its inherent awesomeness but apparently the internet is stupid and unappreciative of Cesc kisses)
Most Homoerotic moment (that we got to see):
Winners: David Villa and Iker Casillas
HELLO!!!
Why are people not slashing these two more?
Believe me I understand the opposites attract theory of Iker/Cesc and Sergio/Torres or Villa/Silva has more than enough photographic evidence but seriously, these two are asking for it.
You wanna see more? Of course you do!
Kissing necks? Y/Y?
Doesn't Villa look all tiny? Bless him. He's almost not a scary ice bastard here.
I kid, I kid. I think he's a teddy bear really.
Iker's legs are quite white really.
Wait, why the hell am I paying attention to his legs. There are far more important elements to this picture than just his legs.
I'm ashamed at being so unfocused.
God, I just can't take anymore wonderful Spanish eroticism.
Most intimidating:
Winners: A tag team effort by Villa (of course), Silva (his right hand man), someone else I can't see properly(?) and Iniesta (to a lesser extent)
You know you'd be intimidated too if those three were walking at you so purposefully and Iniesta was blocking your escape in another direction.
This was when the ref (the guy sidling away in fear) didn't give Spain a penalty just before 1/2 time. They deserved a penalty. Dang ref!
Clearly he knows he did wrong and that's why he isn't confronting them. Or he is just scared of Villa.
TBH I'd be intimidated if Villa was the only one in that picture walking purposefully towards the ref. I know I called him a teddy bear before but he's like one of those werebears. All cute and cuddly one minute and the next his claws come out to rip unsuspecting refs (and cesc) to shreds.
Scary man/bear!
That is it for now (because I'm trying not to overload posts with too many pics or mad ramblings.)
Adios all, until next time.
Which I found on this lovely community: http://community.livejournal.com/spain_de_futbol/
I will try not to steal too many actual awards and sorry in advance if the many, many pics (and awesome spanishness) kill anyone's computer.
Now, on with the awards:
Here is part 1
Most Gracious Winner:
Cesc Fabregas
Aww look at sweet little Cesc.
Well we think he's being sweet. For all we know the conversation is going something like this:
Cesc: Hey Bastian. Bastian? Guess what!?
Bastian: *sighs* What?
Cesc: .... WE WON!!!
If that is the case then Cesc is neither sweet nor gracious. At least he looks like he is though.
Best Kiss:
Winner: David Villa + The Ball
Anyone else remember how nervous they were before the penalties started?
It still makes me nervous now just thinking about it.
But this is our winner. Surely Villa's love of the ball (no dirty jokes) is representative of his awesomeness as a player.
Or something like that anyway. Mostly it's just cute.
Given the Spanish teams love of showing their affection there were actually a few contenders for this award, which is why we have a runner up.
Runner up:
Cesc Fabregas + Dahveed Villa
This deserves an honorary mention because it's so cute.
It doesn't win however because even though Cesc is being nice to poor injured David we all know he is secretly thinking "haha! i get to start in the final biatch." Of course he'd never say that to Villa out loud because he likes having all his body parts. Even Cesc isn't that foolish.
(On a sidenote, I found it stupidly hard to find a copy of this picture. You'd think it'd be everywhere given its inherent awesomeness but apparently the internet is stupid and unappreciative of Cesc kisses)
Most Homoerotic moment (that we got to see):
Winners: David Villa and Iker Casillas
HELLO!!!
Why are people not slashing these two more?
Believe me I understand the opposites attract theory of Iker/Cesc and Sergio/Torres or Villa/Silva has more than enough photographic evidence but seriously, these two are asking for it.
You wanna see more? Of course you do!
Kissing necks? Y/Y?
Doesn't Villa look all tiny? Bless him. He's almost not a scary ice bastard here.
I kid, I kid. I think he's a teddy bear really.
Iker's legs are quite white really.
Wait, why the hell am I paying attention to his legs. There are far more important elements to this picture than just his legs.
I'm ashamed at being so unfocused.
God, I just can't take anymore wonderful Spanish eroticism.
Most intimidating:
Winners: A tag team effort by Villa (of course), Silva (his right hand man), someone else I can't see properly(?) and Iniesta (to a lesser extent)
You know you'd be intimidated too if those three were walking at you so purposefully and Iniesta was blocking your escape in another direction.
This was when the ref (the guy sidling away in fear) didn't give Spain a penalty just before 1/2 time. They deserved a penalty. Dang ref!
Clearly he knows he did wrong and that's why he isn't confronting them. Or he is just scared of Villa.
TBH I'd be intimidated if Villa was the only one in that picture walking purposefully towards the ref. I know I called him a teddy bear before but he's like one of those werebears. All cute and cuddly one minute and the next his claws come out to rip unsuspecting refs (and cesc) to shreds.
Scary man/bear!
That is it for now (because I'm trying not to overload posts with too many pics or mad ramblings.)
Adios all, until next time.