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Title: MSN (4/?)
Characters: Various members of La Selección
Word Count: 1,796
Rating: M; swearing and sexual references are RIFE throughout the feek >=D
Disclaimer: If you're stupid enough to think these are real, then you deserve to be sued. I however, don't. Kthx.
Author’s Notes: Inspired after the new Valencian signing, Ever Banega, was stupid enough to wank off on webcam and had it released to the entire world. It also came to light that David Villa was rooming with him. Whether this was a crack!assumption or 100% fact, I do not know. To be perfectly honest, it’s 38°C here right now, and the last thing I’m caring about is how correct this thing is. It’s crack, ladies and gents. Accept it, enjoy and COMMENT.
Oh yes. And before you start to hack into us about the quality of the language- we KNOW it's not great. It's internet!speak. There are typos, weird shortcuts and Cesc scares me in general. Enjoy, and please comment if you like it? Oh, and another note- they're conversing in Spanish, and Cesc keeps lapsing into English. You'll understand why I made this point later.
torrero15: sergio ramos, guitar9hero: fernando torres, iker1: iker casillas, barcaboy4: cesc fabregas, dvilla: david villa and xabialonso: ...well.
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Characters: Various members of La Selección
Word Count: 1,796
Rating: M; swearing and sexual references are RIFE throughout the feek >=D
Disclaimer: If you're stupid enough to think these are real, then you deserve to be sued. I however, don't. Kthx.
Author’s Notes: Inspired after the new Valencian signing, Ever Banega, was stupid enough to wank off on webcam and had it released to the entire world. It also came to light that David Villa was rooming with him. Whether this was a crack!assumption or 100% fact, I do not know. To be perfectly honest, it’s 38°C here right now, and the last thing I’m caring about is how correct this thing is. It’s crack, ladies and gents. Accept it, enjoy and COMMENT.
Oh yes. And before you start to hack into us about the quality of the language- we KNOW it's not great. It's internet!speak. There are typos, weird shortcuts and Cesc scares me in general. Enjoy, and please comment if you like it? Oh, and another note- they're conversing in Spanish, and Cesc keeps lapsing into English. You'll understand why I made this point later.
torrero15: sergio ramos, guitar9hero: fernando torres, iker1: iker casillas, barcaboy4: cesc fabregas, dvilla: david villa and xabialonso: ...well.
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