un monde mecanique
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Sunday I punched lecheporfavor in the arm (-10 points). Last Monday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In April I turned beatonna in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In May I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-389 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
spaiku
HAHAHAHA. yes, i ruled with an iron fist. the only ones spared from my wrath were Low. the golden age of the chairkickers union was upon us then.
also, i think it's even funnier because people who can't read/sound spell always think spaiku is pronounced "spank you."
*sigh* holy shit, i had an intensely wonderful weekend. and i looked like shit today, but i felt good. i dunno if i'll get around to writing a super deluxe entry about it all, though xD; maybe i'll post my german composition on the subject...
p.s. i am delighted by the fact that my lj is now all in french. no more wayward english. huzzah! victoire!