Wop wop da woooo :D

[spaff]

What if badgers kept pet hamsters? :D

MIND HAMSTERS :D

Wham barsss are gooooooooooooood :D:D:D

MEGA WHAM bars are even better :D so nerrrrrr
:D:D

I'm mega fuckeddddddddd :D

Chris has got me some nerds :D:D:D:D:D:D from NYC :D

AND HE GOT ME A NERDS DISPENSER.

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER :DD
You put the dispensers head, and it shoots out some nerds :D:D:D

HOW GOOD IS THAT? :D:D:D

I need to go on holiday with sean.

To the congo.

you can get fucking good bespectacled (some monocled :D) badgers with good AIDS and they inject themselves with clotted cream for a blood clot :D:D:D:D

[fact]THESE BADGERS WITH DEEP VEIN THROMBOSIS ARE THE BEST KIND OF MIND BADGERS[/fact] :D