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Someone posted this as a Myspace Bulletin, and it made me giggle very hard...
- At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
- Page yourself over the Intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
- Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
- Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
- Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
- In the memo field of all your checks, write "For smuggling diamonds".
- Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
- Don't use any punctuation. < That's not insane, it's just annoying. XD
- As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
- Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
- Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."
- Sing along at the opera.
- Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
- Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
- Five days in advance, tell your friend you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
- Have Your Co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom".
- When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
- When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
- Tell your children over dinner: "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."