Love Those Lazy Sundays
Man I'm tired rite now...This morning Charlie woke me up in a really, really nice way. I got up, had breakfast, had a cigarette, and then got on my computer. I was gunna finally get a chance to work on my website (I haven't really been home at all in the past 3 weeks), but then Charlie came busting through the door saying that if I didn't hurry then Pugsly was gunna come over. Whatever, I just don't see why when someone doesn't want someone else to come over, they go and tell them where they live...I dunno. So I get dressed (and I'm not even wearing a bra), and we go to Big Dog's house. I ended up watching the Indy 500 with DJ while Charlie tooled off on his van all morning. It was kool cuz this chick almost won the race...and no chick's ever done that before. Then we went to some softball game at Helix, but I just stayed in the car the whole time, cuz we were parked in the shade and the windows were down. It was like, a lazy Sunday.
Then we dropped DJ off and went to play pool at Kathy's house. That shit was all crazy and weird with a whole lotta Ostriches and Wombats! While I was over there I lost my phone, and I almost thought it was gone for good, but then I came to my senses and realized that I was kickin' it with morons. Someone had so fuckin; stolen it and when they heard that I was gunna end my 2 year contract next month and I was gunna shut it off if I didn't find it, they attempted to slyly slip it back into the car like it had been there the whole time. Ew, God damn tweekers.
Well, yea, we came home and as I was walking through the door...I notice that my mom's standing in the kitchen downing a beer, which is normal in my case. It wasn't until a couple seconds later that I realized she was rite next to Miguel...my neighbor-dude. I was like..."Whoa! Oh, helllllll no!" It was funny, but weird...seeing as how my mom has no friends or any life at all for like, 8 years and now all of a sudden she's got hickeys up her neck from my friends and is up in the middle of the nite downin' cervesa with the neigh-bro? I dunno man. Rite now Charlie is rubbing my back and he just braided my hair. This is all I can say:
I'm in heaven...