Rubber ducky, you're the one...
Wow....a sue...its been quite long, lets see if I can still do this.
Story Or Series Title: Aislin's Odyssey
Fandom: Author says its a cross between the Odyssey and Norse mythology....yeah...I don't see the odyssey either.
Culprit Author's Name: VikingCellist
Full Name (plus titles if any): Aislin, Warrior Maiden of the Norns
Full Species(es): I can do anything better than 10 men!Sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): none specified
Eye Color (include adjectives): ditto
Unusual Markings/Colorations: "A woman of incomparable intelligence and beauty" Well color me surprised, I've never heard that one before...
Special Possessions (if any): Phew...where do I start: a ring "It was silver, with a stone, Red as dark dried blood." (*snarls* random capitals), containing "the most powerful poison That only a god can create", a magikal!!!one "pedant" (I can only assume its a pendant) called "The Breath of the Sea" that gives her the ability to breathe underwater. Also, a sword called Bjoerg "Crafted for her by the legendary dwarf Andvari"
Annoying Origin: "The land of the Norse" or the depths of the mind of a bored little girl
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Well, gets loads of spiffy presents from the gods.
Annoying Special Abilities: Can comandeer a ship that would usually need 10 men. Can tumble out of the said ship, while underwater (not sure how that works). Can swim for no less than *drumroll* 4 days! in the ocean. (just a minor inconvenience, having no more boat)
Other Annoying Traits: Can make random capitals appear everywhere!!! Actually, thats not exactly true, but she puts capitals after each comma. Why? Well, why does a bird have feathers, why did we evolve into what we are, why do people insist on keeping Theodore on the Canadiens even though he sucks? Inexplicable. Such are the mysteries of suethors.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
Enter the She-Kraken
"There was a Village, Alesund was its name. Some man did the wrong thing. He killed the Kraken. The She-Kraken did not like this one bit, To see her mate dragged behind a boat. Like a net of dead fish. Every ship that came her way, The She-Kraken would make pay. These ships would never go home. This was her revenge, For the loss of her mate.
*bad western voice* She's a pooooor lonesome cowgirl norse warrior. And a long long way from home.
Looking towards Vingolf, Abode of all known goddesses, Aislin thanked the Norns for their assistance, And sailed off into the sunset, To help those in need, of Midgard.
Story Or Series Title: Aislin's Odyssey
Fandom: Author says its a cross between the Odyssey and Norse mythology....yeah...I don't see the odyssey either.
Culprit Author's Name: VikingCellist
Full Name (plus titles if any): Aislin, Warrior Maiden of the Norns
Full Species(es): I can do anything better than 10 men!Sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): none specified
Eye Color (include adjectives): ditto
Unusual Markings/Colorations: "A woman of incomparable intelligence and beauty" Well color me surprised, I've never heard that one before...
Special Possessions (if any): Phew...where do I start: a ring "It was silver, with a stone, Red as dark dried blood." (*snarls* random capitals), containing "the most powerful poison That only a god can create", a magikal!!!one "pedant" (I can only assume its a pendant) called "The Breath of the Sea" that gives her the ability to breathe underwater. Also, a sword called Bjoerg "Crafted for her by the legendary dwarf Andvari"
Annoying Origin: "The land of the Norse" or the depths of the mind of a bored little girl
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Well, gets loads of spiffy presents from the gods.
Annoying Special Abilities: Can comandeer a ship that would usually need 10 men. Can tumble out of the said ship, while underwater (not sure how that works). Can swim for no less than *drumroll* 4 days! in the ocean. (just a minor inconvenience, having no more boat)
Other Annoying Traits: Can make random capitals appear everywhere!!! Actually, thats not exactly true, but she puts capitals after each comma. Why? Well, why does a bird have feathers, why did we evolve into what we are, why do people insist on keeping Theodore on the Canadiens even though he sucks? Inexplicable. Such are the mysteries of suethors.
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:
Enter the She-Kraken
"There was a Village, Alesund was its name. Some man did the wrong thing. He killed the Kraken. The She-Kraken did not like this one bit, To see her mate dragged behind a boat. Like a net of dead fish. Every ship that came her way, The She-Kraken would make pay. These ships would never go home. This was her revenge, For the loss of her mate.
*bad western voice* She's a pooooor lonesome cowgirl norse warrior. And a long long way from home.
Looking towards Vingolf, Abode of all known goddesses, Aislin thanked the Norns for their assistance, And sailed off into the sunset, To help those in need, of Midgard.