hindsight, and all that
I cracked my head on a table corner today, something I have not done since I was average-table-height, and I keep forgetting and then running my hands through my hair and going, OW, WTF. Oh.
(My dear, however did you do something so silly? Well friends, I was industriously disinfecting a meet&greet room at the shelter, and this included crouching down to scrub table legs. Unfortunately I realized one half-second too late that yoinking the table around to better scrub the other legs was a Bad Idea.)
There is a little red lump on my forehead, but fortunately it didn't break the skin. Once I got over repeating "Fuck!" really loudly, I started to laugh. Slapstick humor, at least when it's self-incurred, always makes me laugh (eventually). Fortunately there were no witnesses, so I am free to tell this story my own way. Please imagine me laughing while also holding my head.
(My dear, however did you do something so silly? Well friends, I was industriously disinfecting a meet&greet room at the shelter, and this included crouching down to scrub table legs. Unfortunately I realized one half-second too late that yoinking the table around to better scrub the other legs was a Bad Idea.)
There is a little red lump on my forehead, but fortunately it didn't break the skin. Once I got over repeating "Fuck!" really loudly, I started to laugh. Slapstick humor, at least when it's self-incurred, always makes me laugh (eventually). Fortunately there were no witnesses, so I am free to tell this story my own way. Please imagine me laughing while also holding my head.