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Dear Future Self,
Please remember that, however tasty it may be (and it is, I know), that thing over there made with white/wheat flour, containing wheat gluten, is actually a pain in the neck. No, really. Headaches, sister, headaches will ensue if you eat that doughnut (I know Peter brought them back special and they're fresh and amazing), or forget to tell the waitress "No bread please!" when you order a burger (because, I know you, you'll eat the damn bun if it's on your plate), and no matter how good it tasted going down (and it will, it always does), it's gonna hurt later.
With love and patience,
Present self.
Please remember that, however tasty it may be (and it is, I know), that thing over there made with white/wheat flour, containing wheat gluten, is actually a pain in the neck. No, really. Headaches, sister, headaches will ensue if you eat that doughnut (I know Peter brought them back special and they're fresh and amazing), or forget to tell the waitress "No bread please!" when you order a burger (because, I know you, you'll eat the damn bun if it's on your plate), and no matter how good it tasted going down (and it will, it always does), it's gonna hurt later.
With love and patience,
Present self.