Oh those bands...they're so GAY!
After receiving my weekly Popbitch subscription in my mailbox and finding a link to some "gay bands" (http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands) I was worried that perhaps I might be gay given that all the bands I listen to are on the LIST! I sent the link to my sister, who thought it would be a stellar idea to email Donnie Davies and tell him what a fantastic job he is doing. Her email is just brilliant so I feel I must share it with you all....
A dear friend from my church gave me your web address, and I am sincerely thankful to the lord that I was put on the path to hear your righteous words. I sincerely believe that homosexuality is an evil sin brewed from the devils pot, I have been trying to deliver so many people from the evil that is homosexuality. I can understand why so many people are drawn into homosexuality, I too fell off my righteous path a few years ago and I truly believe it was due to the music I was listening to, many of which are on your list. If it wasn't for the love of god, my church and my family I honestly believe now I would still have short hair, short fingernails and still be into licking the furry cup. I now refuse to listen to any of those bands and have banned any sort of the music in my home or in my surroundings.Even listening to a tune of a song from one of the said bands stirs my minge into a homosexual frenzy. I have turned my home into a worship of god, without the influences of homosexuality in my life I am able to bear children of god with my husband.
I have found a homosexual who makes music and dresses as Peter Pan. This is very disturbing as I am sure it is his evil plan to bring children to homosexuality from an early age. I could not imagine my son wanting to put his penis in another boys rectum. All homosexual music influences must be destroyed!!! Please action his website as quickly as possible, I have started my church on the mission as well as contacting the web server of the said homosexual http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan I believe with our influence all homosexuality can be abolished and all of humanity can walk the path to righteousness with the lord.
God bless you and your hard work.
Emma
Just Brilliant.
In other news, as I type, I am watching a naughty mouse running around my kitchen looking for food. Now I know there are 2 mice who regularly visit my kitchen, via the stove, and I cannot bring myself to kill them. What if they have babies? And yes I know that babies = more mice in my house. So what should I do. I don't leave food out, the cupboards are always shut etc but still they come. I have 2 cats and a fat lot of good they're doing scaring them off! Any ideas for eradicating them without forcing them to die a slow painful death caused by internal bleeding, or having a piece of metal snap on their body breaking their spine in 2??
A dear friend from my church gave me your web address, and I am sincerely thankful to the lord that I was put on the path to hear your righteous words. I sincerely believe that homosexuality is an evil sin brewed from the devils pot, I have been trying to deliver so many people from the evil that is homosexuality. I can understand why so many people are drawn into homosexuality, I too fell off my righteous path a few years ago and I truly believe it was due to the music I was listening to, many of which are on your list. If it wasn't for the love of god, my church and my family I honestly believe now I would still have short hair, short fingernails and still be into licking the furry cup. I now refuse to listen to any of those bands and have banned any sort of the music in my home or in my surroundings.Even listening to a tune of a song from one of the said bands stirs my minge into a homosexual frenzy. I have turned my home into a worship of god, without the influences of homosexuality in my life I am able to bear children of god with my husband.
I have found a homosexual who makes music and dresses as Peter Pan. This is very disturbing as I am sure it is his evil plan to bring children to homosexuality from an early age. I could not imagine my son wanting to put his penis in another boys rectum. All homosexual music influences must be destroyed!!! Please action his website as quickly as possible, I have started my church on the mission as well as contacting the web server of the said homosexual http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan I believe with our influence all homosexuality can be abolished and all of humanity can walk the path to righteousness with the lord.
God bless you and your hard work.
Emma
Just Brilliant.
In other news, as I type, I am watching a naughty mouse running around my kitchen looking for food. Now I know there are 2 mice who regularly visit my kitchen, via the stove, and I cannot bring myself to kill them. What if they have babies? And yes I know that babies = more mice in my house. So what should I do. I don't leave food out, the cupboards are always shut etc but still they come. I have 2 cats and a fat lot of good they're doing scaring them off! Any ideas for eradicating them without forcing them to die a slow painful death caused by internal bleeding, or having a piece of metal snap on their body breaking their spine in 2??