the things that i think about all the time and get really excited about:
- the scene in royal tenenbaums where margot's secret life is discovered and played out to 'judy is a punk'.
- sassy magazine.
Dear Thurston,.............
There's this guy that I really like. He tells everyone that he doesn't
even like me as a friend, but when we're alone together we do
things that are reserved for people who think of each other as
more than friends. What do I do?
A friend, more, or less? Huntly, IL
The guy's a jerk. I know that won't discourage you from liking him,
but he's got a major personality flaw, Disrespecting you.Be careful
of this kind of butthead, because his sleaze behavior may rub off on
you, and then your life will become more and more hellish. Next time
you're alone with him and he tries to get friendly, tell him your friend
Thurston Moore wants to kick his ass, And then tell him why.
I'm in sixth grade, and I like a boy in fitfth, but he's going out with a ninth
grader (total slut). She's only going out with him because I like him, but
he doesn't see it. I know he likes me because every time I talk about
another guy he gets jealous. What should I do?
Karen, New York, NY
You know, it's kinda hard to dissuade a fifth grader from going out with
a ninth grader. Especially if she's a 'total slut'. But you might want the dude
to find out the hard way between love and lust.Wait until Miss ninth
grader drops Mr. fifth grader for someone else.He'll be bent out of shape,
and it'll be up to you to decide if he's worth helping up out of the gutter.
If he realizes your kindness and shows affection, you'll be lucky.
If not, look around for someone a little smarter.
I am 15 years old and have extremely large breasts. I'm not going
to get into exactly how big they are but they're way bigger then
triple D. Everyone that I meet, guys especially, wants to get
to know me because of that.The girls try to act like they're fake.
What to do?
Big-busted in Brooklyn, NY
Large breasts are a very attractive asset, Some people are turned
off by them, but they are a minority. You're going to have to be
proud of your self and accept the fact that a lot of people are
going to give you grief. Large breasts, or large buttocks,
or large anything will attract attention to the person who's got em'
but so what? Laugh all those idiots off and smile to the fact that
you have something special.
My first problem is that boys I like who like me back are kinda
shy about making the first move. The second prob is that I am
too! Can you give me some tips on first move-making that
won't be scary for either of us?
Not gettin ' any, Fresno, CA
Shyness is cool and if you want to hang out with somebody
equally shy, a movie is a good idea because then you don't
have to talk so much. And when the movies over, you at
least have something immediate to relate to. I know asking
someone out is easier said then done, but come on, you
only live once! I should talk though. I couldn't even look
at girls I was attracted to with out blacking out.
I'm a lonely 14 year old. I'm not pretty, outgoing or
interesting. Why do guys only like beautiful girls?
Anonymous
Because the majority of guys are too stupid and insensitive
to realize a person like you may posses qualities of beauty.
Become aware of chats beautiful within you and cultivate it.
Don't be afraid of men. Be true to your self, and hopefully
an honest love will come your way. The more you have
confidence and believe in your own beauty the more likely
this is to happen.
There's this really bitchy girl at my school. I can't stand her!
I really wanna kick her butt, but if I do I won't be able to
go on the eighth grade trip, and I could get expelled.
Pissed-Off, Rosemead,CA
Ignore her, that'll be worse then kicking her butt. She'll
probably be in your face even more though so be careful.
And any way eight years from now you probably won't
even remember her, either that or you'll be best friends.
Every time something goes wrong and I'm around, I
get blamed. Even people I don't know blame me for things.
Blamed in Stratford, CT
Next time someone blames you for something, look
em' straight in the face and ask, "How may I correct
this situation?"
This will startle and dumbfound them.Then go up to
them and kiss them lightly on the cheek and whisper,
"No matter what happens, I will always love you."as
you back away grab your head and scream bloody
murder and run like the wind.
- sassy magazine.
Dear Thurston,.............
There's this guy that I really like. He tells everyone that he doesn't
even like me as a friend, but when we're alone together we do
things that are reserved for people who think of each other as
more than friends. What do I do?
A friend, more, or less? Huntly, IL
The guy's a jerk. I know that won't discourage you from liking him,
but he's got a major personality flaw, Disrespecting you.Be careful
of this kind of butthead, because his sleaze behavior may rub off on
you, and then your life will become more and more hellish. Next time
you're alone with him and he tries to get friendly, tell him your friend
Thurston Moore wants to kick his ass, And then tell him why.
I'm in sixth grade, and I like a boy in fitfth, but he's going out with a ninth
grader (total slut). She's only going out with him because I like him, but
he doesn't see it. I know he likes me because every time I talk about
another guy he gets jealous. What should I do?
Karen, New York, NY
You know, it's kinda hard to dissuade a fifth grader from going out with
a ninth grader. Especially if she's a 'total slut'. But you might want the dude
to find out the hard way between love and lust.Wait until Miss ninth
grader drops Mr. fifth grader for someone else.He'll be bent out of shape,
and it'll be up to you to decide if he's worth helping up out of the gutter.
If he realizes your kindness and shows affection, you'll be lucky.
If not, look around for someone a little smarter.
I am 15 years old and have extremely large breasts. I'm not going
to get into exactly how big they are but they're way bigger then
triple D. Everyone that I meet, guys especially, wants to get
to know me because of that.The girls try to act like they're fake.
What to do?
Big-busted in Brooklyn, NY
Large breasts are a very attractive asset, Some people are turned
off by them, but they are a minority. You're going to have to be
proud of your self and accept the fact that a lot of people are
going to give you grief. Large breasts, or large buttocks,
or large anything will attract attention to the person who's got em'
but so what? Laugh all those idiots off and smile to the fact that
you have something special.
My first problem is that boys I like who like me back are kinda
shy about making the first move. The second prob is that I am
too! Can you give me some tips on first move-making that
won't be scary for either of us?
Not gettin ' any, Fresno, CA
Shyness is cool and if you want to hang out with somebody
equally shy, a movie is a good idea because then you don't
have to talk so much. And when the movies over, you at
least have something immediate to relate to. I know asking
someone out is easier said then done, but come on, you
only live once! I should talk though. I couldn't even look
at girls I was attracted to with out blacking out.
I'm a lonely 14 year old. I'm not pretty, outgoing or
interesting. Why do guys only like beautiful girls?
Anonymous
Because the majority of guys are too stupid and insensitive
to realize a person like you may posses qualities of beauty.
Become aware of chats beautiful within you and cultivate it.
Don't be afraid of men. Be true to your self, and hopefully
an honest love will come your way. The more you have
confidence and believe in your own beauty the more likely
this is to happen.
There's this really bitchy girl at my school. I can't stand her!
I really wanna kick her butt, but if I do I won't be able to
go on the eighth grade trip, and I could get expelled.
Pissed-Off, Rosemead,CA
Ignore her, that'll be worse then kicking her butt. She'll
probably be in your face even more though so be careful.
And any way eight years from now you probably won't
even remember her, either that or you'll be best friends.
Every time something goes wrong and I'm around, I
get blamed. Even people I don't know blame me for things.
Blamed in Stratford, CT
Next time someone blames you for something, look
em' straight in the face and ask, "How may I correct
this situation?"
This will startle and dumbfound them.Then go up to
them and kiss them lightly on the cheek and whisper,
"No matter what happens, I will always love you."as
you back away grab your head and scream bloody
murder and run like the wind.