The wonder of the work Fuck!
Was cleaning up my hard disk and found this dialog. It was by a guy called Osho, an Indian mystic, guru and philosopher.
Sargamo:
Beloved master, I feel shocked when you use the word “f***”
What to do?
Master:
Sargamo, it is one of the most beautiful words.
English language should be proud of it.
I don’t think any other language has any such beautiful word.
One Tom from California has done a great research on it.
I think he must be the famous Tom of Tom, Dick and Harry fame.
He says one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word f***.
It is one magical word.
Just by one sound it can describe pleasure, hate and love.
In language it falls in many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive: “John f*** Mary”, and intransitive: “Mary was f***ed by John”.
And as a noun: “Mary is a fine f***”.
It can be used as an adjective: “Mary is f***ing beautiful”.
As u can see there are not many words with the versality of f***
Besides the sexual meaning, there are also the following uses
Fraud: “I got f***ed at the used car lots”
Ignorance: “F*** if i know”
Trouble: “I guess I’m f***ed now”
Aggression: “F*** you!!!”
Displeasure: “What the f*** is going on here”
Difficulty: “I can’t understand this f***ing job”
Incompetence: “He’s a f*** ass”
Suspicion: “What the f*** are u doing”
Enjoyment: “I had a f***ing time”
Request: “Get the f*** out of here!!!”
Hostility: “I’m going to knock you f***ing your head off”
Greeting: “How the f*** are you?”
Apathy: “Who gives a f***”
Innovation: “Get a bigger f***ing hammer”
Surprise: “F***! You scared the s**t out of me”
Anxiety: “Today is really f***ed”
And it is very healthy too
If every morning you do it as a transcedental meditation, just when you get up,
the first thing repeat the mantra “F*** you” five times, it clears the throat.
That’s how I keep my throat clear.
Enough for today.
Sorry for all the vulgarity, but you did have a good laugh, didn’t ya?
Sargamo:
Beloved master, I feel shocked when you use the word “f***”
What to do?
Master:
Sargamo, it is one of the most beautiful words.
English language should be proud of it.
I don’t think any other language has any such beautiful word.
One Tom from California has done a great research on it.
I think he must be the famous Tom of Tom, Dick and Harry fame.
He says one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word f***.
It is one magical word.
Just by one sound it can describe pleasure, hate and love.
In language it falls in many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive: “John f*** Mary”, and intransitive: “Mary was f***ed by John”.
And as a noun: “Mary is a fine f***”.
It can be used as an adjective: “Mary is f***ing beautiful”.
As u can see there are not many words with the versality of f***
Besides the sexual meaning, there are also the following uses
Fraud: “I got f***ed at the used car lots”
Ignorance: “F*** if i know”
Trouble: “I guess I’m f***ed now”
Aggression: “F*** you!!!”
Displeasure: “What the f*** is going on here”
Difficulty: “I can’t understand this f***ing job”
Incompetence: “He’s a f*** ass”
Suspicion: “What the f*** are u doing”
Enjoyment: “I had a f***ing time”
Request: “Get the f*** out of here!!!”
Hostility: “I’m going to knock you f***ing your head off”
Greeting: “How the f*** are you?”
Apathy: “Who gives a f***”
Innovation: “Get a bigger f***ing hammer”
Surprise: “F***! You scared the s**t out of me”
Anxiety: “Today is really f***ed”
And it is very healthy too
If every morning you do it as a transcedental meditation, just when you get up,
the first thing repeat the mantra “F*** you” five times, it clears the throat.
That’s how I keep my throat clear.
Enough for today.
Sorry for all the vulgarity, but you did have a good laugh, didn’t ya?