KILL MYSELF
so i was at work and about stabbed myself to death. here is my story.
it was bloody. I was cutting a box and slipped and stabbed myself right in the chest and as i ran to the breakroom blood was pooring, like a river, out of me. It got all down the front of my shirt and on to my pants and all over my belt and on my boxers and trailed on the floor as i walk about 12 steps to the break room. The cut itself is only about an inch long and like a 1/3 an inch wide but its deep as fuck and thats why it bled so so soooo much. To tell the truth it was the most blood i have ever seen come out of myself. Now i have a giant hole in me and my right teet is a lil sore and nicole says i now know how pregnant women feel in the teets. I also think that i probly stabbed my bone because i did. And for a box cutter slamming into my chest it made a pretty loud sound kinda like a pounding yer chest with yer hand noise... only it was a box cutter not a hand. But i should have a cool scar and im think ill just say i got stabbed and leave it at that if anyone ask.
here is the shirt that is ruined now.
the shirt doesnt make it look as bloody as it was but if you can imagine to streams of blood flowing down where the dots of blood are like rivers that would be it. So just play connect the dots... with blood.
here is a lil pic of the hole in my shirt.
here would be a pic of the actual cut but out of the 20 i took of the cut 10 were fuzzy 6 wern't even in the picture and 4 i shook the camera to much.. so there are none and i found out just how hard it is to take a picture of yer chest in detail.
it was bloody. I was cutting a box and slipped and stabbed myself right in the chest and as i ran to the breakroom blood was pooring, like a river, out of me. It got all down the front of my shirt and on to my pants and all over my belt and on my boxers and trailed on the floor as i walk about 12 steps to the break room. The cut itself is only about an inch long and like a 1/3 an inch wide but its deep as fuck and thats why it bled so so soooo much. To tell the truth it was the most blood i have ever seen come out of myself. Now i have a giant hole in me and my right teet is a lil sore and nicole says i now know how pregnant women feel in the teets. I also think that i probly stabbed my bone because i did. And for a box cutter slamming into my chest it made a pretty loud sound kinda like a pounding yer chest with yer hand noise... only it was a box cutter not a hand. But i should have a cool scar and im think ill just say i got stabbed and leave it at that if anyone ask.
here is the shirt that is ruined now.
the shirt doesnt make it look as bloody as it was but if you can imagine to streams of blood flowing down where the dots of blood are like rivers that would be it. So just play connect the dots... with blood.
here is a lil pic of the hole in my shirt.
here would be a pic of the actual cut but out of the 20 i took of the cut 10 were fuzzy 6 wern't even in the picture and 4 i shook the camera to much.. so there are none and i found out just how hard it is to take a picture of yer chest in detail.