Really wierd shit almost never happens to me (Or: oddness on OKC)
I get the feeling that I am going to lose my man card for this conversation, but I needed to share... This was one for the books.
Girl:hi
Me:Um... Hi.
Girl:how's it goin?
Me:Fine I suppose...
Girl:ur profile says you're looking for casual sex
Girl:is this true?
Me:It is. Why do you ask?
Girl:are you drug and disease free?
Me:Yes.
Girl:do you enjoy giving oral?
Me:Very much. It's one of my favorite sexual activities.
Girl:would u like to meet and give me some oral pleasure?
Girl:guess not
Me:I'm just a little surprised...
Me:To be frank, I don't seem to be your type at all.
Girl:i'm offering
Me:I'm not comfortable with this. Despite your extremely attractive offer, I am going to decline.
For the record, she was skinny, not my type at all and I was really obviously not hers, but she wanted me to do naughty things to her... I guess.
So a skinny, attractive bisexual woman essentially threw herself at me asking for sex, and I said no... Yep, losing my man card.
Under the circumstances, can you blame me? She started chatting with me the INSTANT I came online, which was creepy all on its' own. It was also just so brusque, almost clinical and it just felt... Off. Though, to be honest, I now have a bit of prespective on how women must feel on sites like OKCupid. Too often guys will just essentially walk up and demand sex. It's creepy... And now, it has happened to me.
Ew.
Girl:hi
Me:Um... Hi.
Girl:how's it goin?
Me:Fine I suppose...
Girl:ur profile says you're looking for casual sex
Girl:is this true?
Me:It is. Why do you ask?
Girl:are you drug and disease free?
Me:Yes.
Girl:do you enjoy giving oral?
Me:Very much. It's one of my favorite sexual activities.
Girl:would u like to meet and give me some oral pleasure?
Girl:guess not
Me:I'm just a little surprised...
Me:To be frank, I don't seem to be your type at all.
Girl:i'm offering
Me:I'm not comfortable with this. Despite your extremely attractive offer, I am going to decline.
For the record, she was skinny, not my type at all and I was really obviously not hers, but she wanted me to do naughty things to her... I guess.
So a skinny, attractive bisexual woman essentially threw herself at me asking for sex, and I said no... Yep, losing my man card.
Under the circumstances, can you blame me? She started chatting with me the INSTANT I came online, which was creepy all on its' own. It was also just so brusque, almost clinical and it just felt... Off. Though, to be honest, I now have a bit of prespective on how women must feel on sites like OKCupid. Too often guys will just essentially walk up and demand sex. It's creepy... And now, it has happened to me.
Ew.