I am a ridiculous perfectionist without a sewing machine.
So, I have this idea... I want to finally produce a costume for "The Necromancer".
I, years ago, had an idea about making a website, in which I would rate high production haunted houses by touring them as a representative of the, "Necromancer's union". I would go through the houes with a horde of zombies, looking for opportunities when the house denizens are monologing. When a suitable target was found, we would find an inopportune moment for the zombies to seperately begin clamoring for, "BRAINS!" I wanted to see if I could get the employees to crack.
I want to make the costume now, but I lack the sewing machine and a few bits of fabric buying knowledge. If someone can help me with either of these, can you call me? I'll be eternally grateful...