Fucking rats with wings
Around 6pm today, I was at the Edinburgh mosque kitchen, having a spinach curry. I'd just finished and was walking away, when I got a text from Jules:
That was close! Two inches away from being crapped on by a pesky pigeon!
At that exact moment, while I was still reading the text, I got crapped on by a pigeon. However, unlike the one that aimed for Jules, this pigeon didn't miss. I got hit for 1d8 shit damage down my right trouser leg.
That was close! Two inches away from being crapped on by a pesky pigeon!
At that exact moment, while I was still reading the text, I got crapped on by a pigeon. However, unlike the one that aimed for Jules, this pigeon didn't miss. I got hit for 1d8 shit damage down my right trouser leg.