It's raining men...

[spacejunk42]

My neighbors on the first floor are punk-ass hipster kids. I hate to be an old man but these kids fucking trash the stairwell, jam the gate and doors open leaving the whole building at risk for thievery and their dog (which they starve out of laziness) barks all the fucking time. On top of that they were now under my window at 12:30 AM smacking out beats on the dumpster below my window with drumsticks.

Bucket + Water + three story drop = confused, wet and silent hipsters.