Survey!
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: "Visit the major association of anthropologists in the United States, the American Anthropological Association." That is ironic because it's similar to the American Automobile Association, just much less useful.
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? There's nothing there I can touch, but if I was in my normal seat I would reach my microwave.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV? Probably a DVD my brother bought this weekend; Slayers Return, a continuation of a series of which I own over seventy episodes.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is: 10:30
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time? 10:28 but I was probably closer to the mark
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? I only hear the snores of my roommate and those should continue till about 2 pm.
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing? I recently left my Human Evolution class early; it was so boring I couldn't stand another minute
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at? I looked at my AOL Instant Messenger, shout out to my e-lovah's *Hi Laura ;-)"
9: What are you wearing? I'm wearing a gray shirt that says "Chemical Gym" and some khaki pants, but I'm about to slip into something more comfortable (no pants)
10: Did you dream last night? Obviously I dreamed of someone, I just can't remember it
11: When did you last laugh? I was reading a new article written by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in? A sculpture of two naked green women is hung on the wall, otherwise I have letters from girls who love me and Jimmy has his girlfriend's poems
13: Seen anything weird lately? There's nothing left in the world to surprise me, except maybe FUCKING SNOW IN APRIL
14: What do you think of this quiz? Fuck you I'm still mad
15: What is the last film you saw? I watched Beverly Hills Ninja with my grandma this weekend.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? Your mom
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know: As big as you might think it is, my penis is bigger still.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I wouldn't change anything, the world is my oyster.
19: Do you like to dance? Yes, but then again I enjoy the majority of actividies which involve girl's asses rubbing between my legs until everything's shiny.
20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years? George Bush is tactless and corny, but his policies have for some reason been lucky.
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Gabby
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Jack
22: Would you ever consider living abroad? It occurred to me. By the way Kerensky, the world has a face and the world has an asshole, and Australia smells like shit.
23: Will you pass on this survey? Of course some of my friends will enjoy it very much.
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? There's nothing there I can touch, but if I was in my normal seat I would reach my microwave.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV? Probably a DVD my brother bought this weekend; Slayers Return, a continuation of a series of which I own over seventy episodes.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is: 10:30
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time? 10:28 but I was probably closer to the mark
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? I only hear the snores of my roommate and those should continue till about 2 pm.
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing? I recently left my Human Evolution class early; it was so boring I couldn't stand another minute
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at? I looked at my AOL Instant Messenger, shout out to my e-lovah's *Hi Laura ;-)"
9: What are you wearing? I'm wearing a gray shirt that says "Chemical Gym" and some khaki pants, but I'm about to slip into something more comfortable (no pants)
10: Did you dream last night? Obviously I dreamed of someone, I just can't remember it
11: When did you last laugh? I was reading a new article written by Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in? A sculpture of two naked green women is hung on the wall, otherwise I have letters from girls who love me and Jimmy has his girlfriend's poems
13: Seen anything weird lately? There's nothing left in the world to surprise me, except maybe FUCKING SNOW IN APRIL
14: What do you think of this quiz? Fuck you I'm still mad
15: What is the last film you saw? I watched Beverly Hills Ninja with my grandma this weekend.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? Your mom
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know: As big as you might think it is, my penis is bigger still.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I wouldn't change anything, the world is my oyster.
19: Do you like to dance? Yes, but then again I enjoy the majority of actividies which involve girl's asses rubbing between my legs until everything's shiny.
20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years? George Bush is tactless and corny, but his policies have for some reason been lucky.
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Gabby
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Jack
22: Would you ever consider living abroad? It occurred to me. By the way Kerensky, the world has a face and the world has an asshole, and Australia smells like shit.
23: Will you pass on this survey? Of course some of my friends will enjoy it very much.