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Gentlemen, I present to you the creepiest picture ever. I saw this on SA and it was too bizarre not to share with others. It's some picture of unknown origin based on Super Mario Brothers that poses all sorts of questions.
Why is that Koopa actually a creepy Mexican child molestor guy in a suit? Why is the piranha plant licking his eye? Who's the nerdy guy in the white jacket? Why does Mario have a camel-toe? Who are those guys trapped in the pipe under Mario's ass? That cloud leering at Princess Toadstool is the scariest thing I've seen in quite a while. Perhaps it's staring at her because she looks like a total skank and I think I can see part of her genitals? What's the rainbow mohawk bird thing next to Luigi? What's with that baby in the green monkey costume and the evil orange thing grabbing at its leg?
And there's just something weird about the way Mario is holding his raccoon tail.
Why is that Koopa actually a creepy Mexican child molestor guy in a suit? Why is the piranha plant licking his eye? Who's the nerdy guy in the white jacket? Why does Mario have a camel-toe? Who are those guys trapped in the pipe under Mario's ass? That cloud leering at Princess Toadstool is the scariest thing I've seen in quite a while. Perhaps it's staring at her because she looks like a total skank and I think I can see part of her genitals? What's the rainbow mohawk bird thing next to Luigi? What's with that baby in the green monkey costume and the evil orange thing grabbing at its leg?
And there's just something weird about the way Mario is holding his raccoon tail.