Mar 28, 2006 20:25
Sit down for this one folks....strap in your seatbelts.
The breathtaking front page headline from our school newspaper this week:
FALL 2006 REGISTRATION BEGINS TODAY
thanks...
A snippet from a conversation had by a friend of mine, call him Jack, and a girl at the bar, call her Jill.
Jack and Jill are left sitting at the table while the mutual friend gets a drink.
Jack: So tell me something about yourself.
Jill: I'm not all about that personal stuff.
Jack: Oh...okay.
Jill: I like to piss on guys.
Jack: ...
Jill: You'd be suprised at how many guys like to drink it.