Cramps = Death

[spacedoll]

Yesterday was hell for several hours. I cried, went home and threw up. Here's a fun little chat that summed up my thoughts after:

sfgeek: Is it really that bad?
4:19 PM me: No, I took hardcore painkillers and my uterus calmed down
  Cramps
 sfgeek: Ahhhh
  I see
  Well, do your teeth hurt?
 me: Teeth? no
 sfgeek: So think about your teeth! :)
4:20 PM (I'm a weirdo)
 me: Only a guy could say something like that.
 sfgeek: Yes, I don't actually understand what your uterus feels like
 me: I ditched out on my afternoon seminar and my professor (female) was more than cool with it
4:21 PM Cramps feel like a Charlie Horse that goes on for hours on end
 sfgeek: Well, now I have something to feel greatful for
 me: You feel nauseous after a while
4:22 PM sfgeek: Smoke!
 me: But until the pain tugs some tears out of your eyes
  Already have
 sfgeek: Gah
 me: Yeah, be nice to girls with cramps
  Shit hurts like a mofo
4:23 PM sfgeek: there was a shiatsu massage I gave my ex every month, she said it helped a lot
 me: All so people can keep being born.
 sfgeek: Yea, what's up with that shit? ;)
 me: the pain is making me self rightous :P
 sfgeek: I noticed
  I'm gonna go be a guy now
 me: Have fun
 sfgeek: HELL YES! I LOVE MY BALLS!
  Woooooooo!
  Balls balls balls!