what fashion wizard came up with this one?

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I was trying on cardigans at the store tonight, since it is Officially Cardigan Season. Unfortunately, all of the items advertised as 'cardigans' only provided one button for closure purposes. What sort of fresh hell is this? I bustle pretty quickly about the place at work, and any one button arrangement would only lead to gaping and flapping. If I wanted a cape, I'd buy a cape!

Do I have to deal directly with Librarian's Super Supplyhouse, or what? Maybe I should develop a business relationship with these good gentlemen.