10 a.m. is best viewed from a horizontal position

Jul 04, 2007 19:13

What did I do with my day off?

What do I always do with an extra day off? I cleaned, naturally. Even took out the recycling like the guardian of the planet I am.

Thank you, Revolutionary Army for fighting and dying so I could swiff my Swiffer free of the shackles of oppresive British taxation.

Even if my family fled the U.S. to throw their lot in with the shackles of oppresive British taxation. But free land's free land. And it wasn't New Jersey.

Now I'm back down here, ignorin ur fireworks and spurnin ur meat. I'm glad I'm allowed to do it.

holiday, history, cleaning

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