ow!
What's that pain in my chest? It huuuuurrrrts!
Something's thumping around in there. I'm worried that it might be a heart.
I was overcome by something today, and got the little Christmas tree out of cold storage. It's sitting in the living room now. Twinkling at me. Up to no good, no doubt.
To prove that I can still be cruel and heartless, I just pulverized a box of graham crackers into crumbs. It's for a baking project, so not entirely causeless crushing.
Something's thumping around in there. I'm worried that it might be a heart.
I was overcome by something today, and got the little Christmas tree out of cold storage. It's sitting in the living room now. Twinkling at me. Up to no good, no doubt.
To prove that I can still be cruel and heartless, I just pulverized a box of graham crackers into crumbs. It's for a baking project, so not entirely causeless crushing.