if it's Tuesday, I must be angry

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I bought a pie. And I had to listen to A Kenny G Christmas while I was doing it.

Are you happy America?

The holiday season can only go downhill from here.

It still smells like odorless paint in here, and like fertilizer outside.

C'mon House. Cheer me up and restore my faith in a worthwhile humankind.

I've had it up to my unibrow with it all. The plumber from This Old Greg House? Low blow.