Son of a...
So the one thing i think i hate more than insomnia, is finding a bug in my bed, and unfortunately for me, i currently cannot sleep, and i was just bitten by a bug in my bed. While tossing and turning in my bed, my arm dragged across something that should not have been there. I sat up and looked at the object and realized that i should not have been there. I turned on the light and found it to be the remnants of a spider. I got some tissues and picked up the spider and flushed it down the toilet. I washed off the arm that dragged across it and noticed a few bumps begining to raise on my arm, which im assuming are bites from the spider as a last ditch effort to save its self as my massive arm ripped it to shreds. After a few moments of thought, i noted that if there's a spider, then there must be a web. So i looked around my mattress and found a sizeable web in the corner were my mattress sits. I sprayed it with bug spray and all that fun jazz, but now, of course, I'm paranoid to go back to bed, because who knows how many other bugs are hiding out in there. son of a bitch.