Lemon toothpaste is an abomination unto the Valar.
Alright. If marketing executives are going to screw around with toothpaste flavours in order to spur interest in toothpaste (which, incidentally, I think is pretty dumb in any case), why the hell do they make totally disgusting things like lemon ice toothpaste? And vanilla mint? WTF?! It tastes like cake frosting from those cheap-ass grocery store cakes! The cinnamon isn't too terrible, I guess. But what the hell, anyway? What the hell? No, really. What the hell? Orange toothpaste?! It's like baby aspirin! I don't want medicine flavoured toothpaste!
Even after that rant, I don't feel better in the slightest about repulsive toothpaste, either. It's all D's fault for being cheap. He replaced the toothpaste with lemon ice crap. Because it was on sale. And I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO USE IT! BECAUSE HE'S SAFELY IN NY! Heh.
On a happier note, the dog got her first ice cream cone of the year the other day. She was very happy about that. They didn't charge me for it, either. This area is ridiculously dog-friendly. When I ordered, I asked for the smallest vanilla ice cream cone they had and mentioned it was for my dog. Therefore, apparently, it was free. If it was for me, it would have cost $1.79. She happily ate her cone. All the other people at the drive-in got out of their cars to come and watch her eat it. She loved that, too. She's such a goof. Then she drank the other part of her order (a water with no ice) out of a cup. You'd have thought it was some amazing circus act, the way people oooh'd and ahhh'd over her. People are weirdos. Although, I have to admit, she is the best girl in the world.
Apparently I got up in the middle of the night last night and made toast. I can tell it was toast because of the butter and marmite. I don't really use them for anything else. I guess the butter wasn't soft enough, because there was a partial stick of much melted butter in the microwave this morning. I have no memory of making or eating toast. This is not good.
Probably going to supper with the boss.
Later I'm going to do that writer meme thing. Because I'm not a writer. Sound sensible? It's Claudio's fault.
Even after that rant, I don't feel better in the slightest about repulsive toothpaste, either. It's all D's fault for being cheap. He replaced the toothpaste with lemon ice crap. Because it was on sale. And I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO USE IT! BECAUSE HE'S SAFELY IN NY! Heh.
On a happier note, the dog got her first ice cream cone of the year the other day. She was very happy about that. They didn't charge me for it, either. This area is ridiculously dog-friendly. When I ordered, I asked for the smallest vanilla ice cream cone they had and mentioned it was for my dog. Therefore, apparently, it was free. If it was for me, it would have cost $1.79. She happily ate her cone. All the other people at the drive-in got out of their cars to come and watch her eat it. She loved that, too. She's such a goof. Then she drank the other part of her order (a water with no ice) out of a cup. You'd have thought it was some amazing circus act, the way people oooh'd and ahhh'd over her. People are weirdos. Although, I have to admit, she is the best girl in the world.
Apparently I got up in the middle of the night last night and made toast. I can tell it was toast because of the butter and marmite. I don't really use them for anything else. I guess the butter wasn't soft enough, because there was a partial stick of much melted butter in the microwave this morning. I have no memory of making or eating toast. This is not good.
Probably going to supper with the boss.
Later I'm going to do that writer meme thing. Because I'm not a writer. Sound sensible? It's Claudio's fault.