A friendly warning

[space_ripper]

It wouldn't be wise to go sniffing about my places of business.

Comments

[silver_mullet]

Heh, not trying to take over the world anymore? I'm surprised, thought you were more ambitious than that.

But what kind of business did you start to get such a huge mansion anyways?

[space_ripper]

This is merely gaining capital for that venture.

Hm? I used the money I had collected over the years to purchase this place.

[silver_mullet]

Give me a call when that happens, I'd be more than happy to talk business with you.

So basically its a house built on the corpses and destroyed lives of countless people? Classy.

[space_ripper]

If by talk business, you mean meet your end?

Hm, if you want to see the collection of corpses, you'd need to speak to Vanilla Ice about that; Cream takes care of those.

[silver_mullet]

No, I was more talking about you getting a nice, shiny rapier shoved down there.

...That was a figure of speech. And thanks, but I'll pass on both, seeing the corpses and especially talking to him.

[space_ripper]

Hm, I somehow doubt you could ever do that to me. The one time you managed to strike me was a fluke.

Oh, right; you still hold a grudge towards him, don't you?

[silver_mullet]

Keh, call it all you want, It was legit, i still managed to pierce you'll skull and I'd find a way to do it again.

Oh, much more than a grudge, believe me. Bastard's killed two of my best friends.

[space_ripper]

Your taunting is useless.

Oh, right...You humans and your sentimental attachments.

[silver_mullet]

And your gloating is getting on my nerves.

You say that like you're above these sort of feelings, yet you seem to care quite a bit about Vanilla He-She and your weasel-headed son.

[space_ripper]

Mm, you say that like I care.

Vanilla Ice is useful to me and exceptionally loyal. Which son? You'll have to specify.

[silver_mullet]

The sociopath, Versace.

[space_ripper]

Mm, the useful one.

[silver_mullet]

The way he reacted when I talked about you made look like he was more than just that. For a bit I even thought he had Oedipus's.

[space_ripper]

I'm sure you're just dying to know, aren't you?

[silver_mullet]

Nah, I'm fine with what I saw when I met him, i don't want to further my knowledge on this subject.

Tell me about your shady businesses instead!

[space_ripper]

Hm, how about I don't? All you need to know is that it's a combination orphanage/homeless shelter/meat packing plant.