Butlers...

[space_ripper]

Since I'm pretty sure my butler is going to die and I really don't want to have another slightly crazed and extremely devoted vampire on my hands, would anyone be interested in taking of Terence's duties? I can pay you handsomely for the services required.

Comments

[un_earth]

Make sure this one's quieter. And stays away from the kid.
Or I might have to take over administrative duties again.

Still...glad you're not too torn up about it. I left him somewhat alive. Depends if he can crawl out of the hole before the oil tanker rolls on top of him and explodes.

[space_ripper]

You and that kid...I can't make any guarantees.

Well then, if he makes it out, consider this formally retracted. He's disposable.

[un_earth]

I'll destroy anyone who tries to hurt him. Just so you know.

Disposable, huh. I'll keep that in mind for next time.

[space_ripper]

Between you and Ice, that kid has nothing to worry about. I'll be sure to tell the applicants they'll be thrown into a hole if they touch Boingo.

Yeah, a lot of my help tends to be disposable, especially the butlers.

[ebony_devil]

Uhe... no.

[space_ripper]

Go back to your fridge.

[ebony_devil]

Uhehehehehe... something wrong, Dio-sama~?

[space_ripper]

No. I wouldn't trust you with Terence's duties, anyway.

[icy_horus]

I would gladly take over... if I were human.

[space_ripper]

You lack thumbs.

[icy_horus]

Well I AM a bird, sir.

Why are thumbs so important, hmmmm?

[space_ripper]

To being a butler?