My Life is Average
Today a student-teacher started teaching my Science class. His name is Mr. Webb, and he looks like Peter Parker. We decided to test his skills, but having three kids each throw a pencil at him, at the same time, from different directions. He caught them all, and then threw each pencil back at the kdid who threw it first. I think I may have met Spiderman. MLIA
Today, I was trying to telepathically get my best friends attention in english class, after several attempts a boy I had never talked to before turned to me, smiled and then shushed me politely. I am terrified of him. MLIA
Yesterday, my car was stolen out of my driveway when I left it warming up before work. Today the police found my car abandoned in a parking lot. There was a note on the seat that said "I got the oil changed since it was 7,000 miles overdue. You should take better care of your car." Thanks car thief. MLIA
Today, while texting a friend, I learned that my phone auto-corrects my spelling. When I type 'okayyyyy?' my phone changes it to 'platypus?' I believe that is a perfectly acceptable substitute. MLIA
Today my boyfriend and I were on our way to a pep rally at my university when we noticed a sign taped on to a man hole cover. Thinking it was just something posted by maintenance, we went to read it. It said 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Now hiring! Are you turtle enough? Apply within'. MLIA.
Today, my parents were discussing to me and my two younger brothers what would happen if they died. My one brother said "I'll get two jobs to help out." I nodded and said "Yeah, I will too." My youngest brother said seriously, "I'll probably turn to a life of crime." I think he's the most honest of the three of us. MLIA
This summer, I became friends with a guy who told me that, if I ever needed help with anything, I just have to whistle and he would be there. After lunch today, my ex-boyfriend and I were dreading climbing four flights of stairs to get to class, so I tried it. The guy appeared out of nowhere and piggy-backed me to the top floor without saying a word. My ex is still confused and I think I just made friends with a superhero. MLIA.
Today, I walked into my apartment and saw someone sitting on my couch, dressed as Megatron. I screamed for my boyfriend, who then came running out of the kitchen dressed as Optimus Prime, and threw Megatron to the ground. My boyfriend then came up to me and told me that he would fight decepticons for me any day. He then got down on one knee and proposed to me. I accepted. I don't know how I'm going to explain this proposal to my parents. MLIA.
The site should really be renamed My Life is Awesome. Good day.
Today, I was trying to telepathically get my best friends attention in english class, after several attempts a boy I had never talked to before turned to me, smiled and then shushed me politely. I am terrified of him. MLIA
Yesterday, my car was stolen out of my driveway when I left it warming up before work. Today the police found my car abandoned in a parking lot. There was a note on the seat that said "I got the oil changed since it was 7,000 miles overdue. You should take better care of your car." Thanks car thief. MLIA
Today, while texting a friend, I learned that my phone auto-corrects my spelling. When I type 'okayyyyy?' my phone changes it to 'platypus?' I believe that is a perfectly acceptable substitute. MLIA
Today my boyfriend and I were on our way to a pep rally at my university when we noticed a sign taped on to a man hole cover. Thinking it was just something posted by maintenance, we went to read it. It said 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Now hiring! Are you turtle enough? Apply within'. MLIA.
Today, my parents were discussing to me and my two younger brothers what would happen if they died. My one brother said "I'll get two jobs to help out." I nodded and said "Yeah, I will too." My youngest brother said seriously, "I'll probably turn to a life of crime." I think he's the most honest of the three of us. MLIA
This summer, I became friends with a guy who told me that, if I ever needed help with anything, I just have to whistle and he would be there. After lunch today, my ex-boyfriend and I were dreading climbing four flights of stairs to get to class, so I tried it. The guy appeared out of nowhere and piggy-backed me to the top floor without saying a word. My ex is still confused and I think I just made friends with a superhero. MLIA.
Today, I walked into my apartment and saw someone sitting on my couch, dressed as Megatron. I screamed for my boyfriend, who then came running out of the kitchen dressed as Optimus Prime, and threw Megatron to the ground. My boyfriend then came up to me and told me that he would fight decepticons for me any day. He then got down on one knee and proposed to me. I accepted. I don't know how I'm going to explain this proposal to my parents. MLIA.
The site should really be renamed My Life is Awesome. Good day.