Bob's Big Boy
Oscar, discussing his "Date Night" with the wife:
Oscar: I figure since she and I are married now, I don't need to throw down for steak and lobster to get in her pants.
Carl: Hell naw man, just take her to Bob's Big Boy. Bam!
Seriously. If my wife took me to Bob's Big Boy, I'd do whatever she wanted.
In related news, I'm probably never going to find a wife.
Oscar: I figure since she and I are married now, I don't need to throw down for steak and lobster to get in her pants.
Carl: Hell naw man, just take her to Bob's Big Boy. Bam!
Seriously. If my wife took me to Bob's Big Boy, I'd do whatever she wanted.
In related news, I'm probably never going to find a wife.