Heaven
FYI: I bought a new Lay-Z-Boy and I'm never leaving its tender embrace. I've got a remote control, a laptop with Wi-Fi, and friends at Papa Johns. Everything I need for the rest of my life. Wait a second. Ok, now I've got a blanket I'm set.
Everything's perfect. Except everything on TV sucks. Oh well...
Hmmm, what's this odd sensation coming from my bladder. Tightness or something. Oh. Damn it.
Fuck it, I ain't leaving.
::sound of flowing water::
Everything's perfect. Except everything on TV sucks. Oh well...
Hmmm, what's this odd sensation coming from my bladder. Tightness or something. Oh. Damn it.
Fuck it, I ain't leaving.
::sound of flowing water::