Funnies
"Stephen Harper has a dog. You know who else had a dog? Hitler. Adolf Hitler. That's who. Did Stephen Harper train his dog to attack racial minorities on command? We don't know. He's not saying. Choose your Canada."
"Stephen Harper likes to wear black. You know who else liked black? Darth Vader. We're not making this up. Choose your Canada."
"Stephen Harper wears glasses. For reading. You know what he reads? The Bible. You know who else reads the Bible? George Bush. Will Stephen Harper turn Canada into a Christian theocracy? We don't know. He isn't saying. Choose your Canada."
"Stephen Harper has a wife. You know who else has a wife? Osama bin Laden. Will Stephen Harper attack the WTC? We just don't know. He just isn't saying. Choose your Canada."
"Stephen Harper uses Public Health Care. You know who else uses Public Health Care? Karla Homolka. We arent making this up. We aren't allowed to make stuff up. Choose your Canada."
"Stephen Harper likes to wear black. You know who else liked black? Darth Vader. We're not making this up. Choose your Canada."
"Stephen Harper wears glasses. For reading. You know what he reads? The Bible. You know who else reads the Bible? George Bush. Will Stephen Harper turn Canada into a Christian theocracy? We don't know. He isn't saying. Choose your Canada."
"Stephen Harper has a wife. You know who else has a wife? Osama bin Laden. Will Stephen Harper attack the WTC? We just don't know. He just isn't saying. Choose your Canada."
"Stephen Harper uses Public Health Care. You know who else uses Public Health Care? Karla Homolka. We arent making this up. We aren't allowed to make stuff up. Choose your Canada."