Rhianne's predictions for 2006
Every year I make some predictions as to what will happen and what will not happen. Here are some higlights for the coming year:
The NDP will not win the Federal Election
Handguns will not be banned, because the politicians are lying or they are stupid and think a handgun ban would actually work. Cause, you know, it's the guns that make people kill someone.
America will be hit with another disaster, this time in California. There will be an earthquake and a lot of people will die. George Bush will respond just as poorly as with Katrina prooving that he doesnt hate black people specifically, he's just slow. In more ways than one.
Canada will Win gold in Hockey, men and women. Canada will also win the World Junior Hockey Tourney.
Jack Layton will confess his secret life as a Black&White film Villain who ties girls to train tracks. Justice Gomery will release documents on this that every party will twist to their own desires.
EA Games will finally unveil their plan to take over the world. The plan? Control our minds through the Sims. Then rape and pillage our towns.
The NDP will not win the Federal Election
Handguns will not be banned, because the politicians are lying or they are stupid and think a handgun ban would actually work. Cause, you know, it's the guns that make people kill someone.
America will be hit with another disaster, this time in California. There will be an earthquake and a lot of people will die. George Bush will respond just as poorly as with Katrina prooving that he doesnt hate black people specifically, he's just slow. In more ways than one.
Canada will Win gold in Hockey, men and women. Canada will also win the World Junior Hockey Tourney.
Jack Layton will confess his secret life as a Black&White film Villain who ties girls to train tracks. Justice Gomery will release documents on this that every party will twist to their own desires.
EA Games will finally unveil their plan to take over the world. The plan? Control our minds through the Sims. Then rape and pillage our towns.