He said he loved me, so I stabbed him with my #2 pencil

[sp_lork]

So..what, finals in the next week or so and bio teacher is out for the remainder of the semester since some idiot can't drive properly and rammed into her car while she was parked. Yes, our class is screwed for the upcoming finals. And yes, RL sucks.

HELLO FRIENDS~! And new friends of meme :) ♥
I am spazzticspastic, abuses the english language

Comments

[biglipbear]

LOL wtf kind of reason is that to barrow someone's mirror?! but i thought the uvula was the tonsils too. XDD WE FAIL TOGETHER. ♥

cute bag!^^
LOL KAME STUFFING HIS FACE. i love when he's all "TABETAIIIII T_T" so amushing.
;LAKSJDF I READ THAT FIC AND OHMYJINNNNNNN. FREAKING WINNAR 4REALZ. ;LAKSJF HAPPY JIN DAYYYYYYY!

[sp_lork]

I KNOW RIGHT. She srsly weirds me out ><;;

YAY, FAIL BUDDIES. ♥

Thank you. I keep staring at it. I didn't think my mom would go for this kinda bag. Usuall it's those practical looking ones if you know what I mean XD

LMAO LMAO. SRSLY. IT IS CRACK. My brother went all O.O when he saw Kame eat. I think my brother shrieked something along the lines of "JOHNNY BOYS EAT??!" LOL.

THAT FIC IS WIN. Evey day should be Jin Day. FOR REALZ. 8DD

[biglipbear]

♥

lol. wait, are those skulls? my mom won't let me own anything with skulls on them 'cause "they are gang symbols"!? -___-;; NOT EVEN THE HAPPY ONES!

LOL I GUESS THEY DO! omg, his stomach when he was supposed to be "fat" ahahahahahaaaaa. (btw, how old is your brother?)

what are you talking about everyday IS Jin Day!! akvajf did you not read the cummandments commandments?! rofl.

[sp_lork]

*runs and squishes you* :Dv

YES. Those are skulls. I was like O.O "Maaa....are you sure you wanna gimme this?" And she just kinda shoves it at me and was like "Just TAKE IT" asldkjfhas My mom thinks they are gang symbols too XDD Which is why I was so surprised. I'm telling you...menopause...it's WEIRD DX

LOLOLLLOL yes, his "fat" stomach. *snickers* I rly need subs for this.. I think my brother...he's 15 years old? LOL, he just gave me a really mean glare when I asked him how old he was. XDDD

GAHH. I FORGOT ;_____; OH PRZ GREAT JIN-SAMA, FORGIVE THIS LOWLY FANGIRL. I AM NOT WORHTY. *bows* XPPP

[biglipbear]

hahah, i wonder if my mom would do allow me owning things with skulls on them too when she starts going through memopause... O_o;;

HAHAHAH. what a good sister you are! *pats back* ... your brother and i are the same age...

IT IS OKAY YOU CAN RECIEVE ABSOLUTION FOR YOUR SIN. YOU JUST NEED TO MAKE A KAME!SACRIFICE AND ALL SHALL BE FORGIVEN. XDDDDDDDv

[sp_lork]

LOL. well you never know..maybe she'll let you? But it's weird. My mom saw me wearing it to school today and she went all "WHY YOU WEAR THE EVIL BAG bla hbla hblah" *sigh* Menopause...or at least..it SHOULD be menopause >|

PAHAHHA. Hlaf the time he just ignores me. Since I'm wayy shorter than him and we're like what..only one year apart (age) he's all "I don't have to listen to you *pats my head*" I HATE BEING SHORT :<

LOL. Wait, that means I have to kidnap Kame. That...is not easy. UGH. WHY JENNIFER~! *wailss* XDD

[biglipbear]

lol. obviously by giving it to you in the first place your mom unconsciously is telling you to be evil. >DD *shot*

hahah, what a meanie! i am way shorter than my brother too, but then again i am just super short in general (DX) and we have like 8 years between us. ARGH I HATE BEING SHORT TOO. in elementary school i used to be one of the medium~almost tall kids but then ;kalsjdf middle school happened and everyone grew!! -___-;

LOL. then....... for your sake you better hope kame makes many, many offerings today. XDD;

[sp_lork]

LOL. I should DEFINITELY tell this to her. Her conscious probably forgot to leave a memo for her XPP

I KNOW!! What is with everyone and their overnight growth spurts?? >___<;; I feel so lame. I swear some younger kids who I use to read books to (it's this reading buddy thing, to help younger kids read? IDK XP) are like all TALLER than me now. WOEEE But...It's okay. We can be short together~!!! ♥

XDD Kame's probably too busy stuffing his mouth to offer Jin anything *shot*

[biglipbear]

hahah. but then your mom will blame me for your evilness! even though it was HER unconscious idea in the first place!! *kicked*

oh, we used to do the buddy things in elementary school too. ANYWAYS YES I HATE WHEN THE YOUNGER KIDS ARE TALLER THAN ME. esp. the middle schoolers, but the are getting shorter except for the some who are like WOOOSH!TALL. DX ehehehe togetherrr~♥ even though i still don't like being short.

HAHA, you are probably right. jin the sex god will probably smote him down for all of this sinning that has been going on. :O :O

[sp_lork]

*pats* I WOULD NEVER LET HER BLAME YOU BB~! Besides...she's probably give me a very blank stare and then glare at me asking me if I'm alright. o.O

I KNOW. I mean, they were such CUTE little kids back then..and now WHUT they are like looking down on us and grinning and ..blah. :< It's funny cause I swear as the generation goes, the kids are getting smaller and smaller. sorta But there are those that are like WTF WHY ARE YOU SO TALL FOR :O I think they are taking steriods or something..XDDD *bricked*

Short has it's advantages? WE CAN BE CALLED THE AWESOME FLAILY SHORTIES~! ♥ OMG. Did that sound as lame to you as it did for me? *falls over*

HE WILL. The Sex god JIN WILL SMITE ALL WHO REFUSE TO PLEASE HIM askldjfhasdjklfh OH JIN~! *bows*

[biglipbear]

aww, shucks. :3

SRSLY. and when i left my elementary school i swear those kids in my neighborhood were like five and now they are in fifth grade!? O_o lol, yeah probably 'em 'roids. NO WONER WE'RE SO SHORT 'CAUSE NO ONE EVER OFFERED US ANY. curse non-drug dealing friends. I MEAN!!.... *shotttttt*
PUAHAHAH. it kind of did.... yes. BUT THAT IS WHO WE ARE AND YOU KNOW WE CANNOT HELP WHO WE AREEEE~ ♥

klsdjaflkjldkjghb BUT HOW MUCH SMITING COULD THERE POSSIBLY BE BECAUSE WHO WOULD SAY NO TO THAT?!! ... except for maybe kame and his "gigantimous stomach." gigantimous? i. what? do not even know.

[sp_lork]

:)

We are only short 'cos we don't deal steroids but instead, JE. XDD Not only are we short, we are very broke as well. BUT SO WHAT. WE ARE COOL OKAY~! ♥

aldksjfhasd It's like :

Jin: I ORDER YOU TO SMEX ME NOW
Kame: *who is busy stuffing food in his mouth blinks at him*
Jin: DID YOU HEAR ME. I THE GREAT JIN, COMMAND YOU TO SACRIFICE YOURSELF NOW
Kame: *continues to eat*
Jin: FINE. Have smex with me AND you get to eat food off me.
Kame: *____* ♥
Jin: *roll eyes* And they say gods are high-strung.

asdfjasldfkh IDK. My brain is kinda short-circuited. PRZ TO IGNORE MY LAMEE D8

[biglipbear]

JE = our antidrug. 8D *is above the influence* but like drugs, we are left penniless and with stunted growth as side effects. D: still, JE > DRUGS ANYDAY.

LOLOMG I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING ;LKASJD;FLKJ ♥♥
dude, there should totez be some ~PIKAME~ also 'cause if pi + food = &hearts and kame + food = ♥, then by the law of syllogism (OHJIN WHY AM I SUCH A FREAKING NERD) pi + kame should = ♥. XDv OH JUST KIDDING THAT IS NOT SYLLOGISM IT'S ALGEBRA i think?? LOL. *fails as a nerd* WAIT, MAYBE IT IS SYLLOGISM. OR BOTH!! ;lkajs;dlfkj NEVERMIND I WILL JUST STOP NOW. /end being nerdy
HEHEHEHE.

[sp_lork]

LOL Penniless and sunted growth. Couldn't have said it any better myself. Druggies should start trying JE instead. It is must more healthier, cheaper err IT IS BETTER MMKAYS. 8DD

LMAOOO OH BB~! ILUSM~! ♥

So in conclusion, Pi + Kame = ♥ (food) So all Jin has to do is add food into the sex equation and BAM He gets Kame...AND Pi. YO. WE ARE GENIUS. 8DD

[biglipbear]

*nodnod* mhm, better indeeeeeed. ;DDv

:D ILUSM2 (at first i typed ILUSM2U. lol. but that too!) why the heck was i capslocking for GEOMETRY? geometry is so not worth my capslock but i guess i am just a dork like that XD

HAHAHA, EXACTLY. see, you get me. ♥ HEHEHE. it is a two for one deal-io, yo! alskjf YAMAPI SANDWICHES 11TH CUMMANDMENT COMMANDMENT FTW!