jade's hacker!

Apr 19, 2005 14:42

ok well jade's aim got hacked into yesterday... here's my convo... its actually perdy funny!

poser bitch: hey...wats up...who is this??
Simple9Plan9Fan9: who the fuck do u think this is?!
poser bitch: i dont know...whats your name??
Simple9Plan9Fan9: laura....
poser bitch: are you one of Jade's friends??
Simple9Plan9Fan9: ur bestest friend in the ENTIRE world
Simple9Plan9Fan9: who the fuck is this?!
poser bitch: this isn't Jade
Simple9Plan9Fan9: no shit
poser bitch: ..why are you her friend anyway??
Simple9Plan9Fan9: who the fuck is this?!
poser bitch: her friend
Simple9Plan9Fan9: ok that's great
Simple9Plan9Fan9: well i'm her best friend now where is jade!~
poser bitch: my name is Lucia...somewhere
Simple9Plan9Fan9: tx
Simple9Plan9Fan9: get her
Simple9Plan9Fan9: please
poser bitch: why
poser bitch: you dont like me??
Simple9Plan9Fan9: and don't be like y am i her friend anyway!
Simple9Plan9Fan9: fucker!
poser bitch: that does not make any sense whatsoever
poser bitch: hi this is monica
Simple9Plan9Fan9: holy shit decide buddie!
Simple9Plan9Fan9: and ya it does!
Simple9Plan9Fan9: ur like ..why are you her friend anyway??
poser bitch: why are you..she's rude
Simple9Plan9Fan9: cuz shes my best friend got a fucking problem with it!
Simple9Plan9Fan9: wtf
Simple9Plan9Fan9: no shes
Simple9Plan9Fan9: not
poser bitch: she's such a bitch
Simple9Plan9Fan9: go to hell bitches
poser bitch: that is not very nice
Simple9Plan9Fan9: wtf
Simple9Plan9Fan9: ur telling me my best friend is rude....
Simple9Plan9Fan9: wtf
Simple9Plan9Fan9: that's the last thing she is
poser bitch: she is...she called me retarded..and she started laughing afterward
Simple9Plan9Fan9: dude that's just jade
Simple9Plan9Fan9: shes kidding around
Simple9Plan9Fan9: damn cant take a fucking joke
poser bitch: yes...but it is very rude...its not proper
Simple9Plan9Fan9: fuck proper
Simple9Plan9Fan9: dumbass
poser bitch: she gets a lot from you...
poser bitch: she talks about you all the time
Simple9Plan9Fan9: um no she doesnt
Simple9Plan9Fan9: that's great
Simple9Plan9Fan9: and i do the same for her
poser bitch: I want to take her over and she'll be my best friend
poser bitch: not yours!!
Simple9Plan9Fan9: now fuck off whorebags!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
poser bitch: stop saying that...please talk to me..
Simple9Plan9Fan9: y the fuck should i?!
poser bitch: because
Simple9Plan9Fan9: wtf
poser bitch: hello?
Simple9Plan9Fan9: i talking to jade and she has no idea who the fuck u r
poser bitch: i know she doesn't know who i am
Simple9Plan9Fan9: wtf
Simple9Plan9Fan9: holy crap
Simple9Plan9Fan9: wtf is ur problem
Simple9Plan9Fan9: WTF IS UR PROBLEM?!?!?!?!?!?!
poser bitch: i dont have a problem..you do your friends with that damn girl
poser bitch: named fuckin jade
poser bitch: who has a friend named jade
Simple9Plan9Fan9: WTF U NEED TO BUZZ OFF
Simple9Plan9Fan9: U CAN GET ARRESTED FOR THIS
poser bitch: tell me why you are friends with her!!
poser bitch: she is SO mean!!!
poser bitch: she is in love with david...my only love..she is not allowed to have him...she doesn't seem pretty enough for him
poser bitch: just by the way she talks
poser bitch: he only is mine...all mine
simple9Plan9Fan9: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
poser bitch: what
Simple9Plan9Fan9: UR A FUCKING LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Simple9Plan9Fan9: HE HAS A GIRL FRIEND AND U KNO WHAT ITS NOT U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
poser bitch: he does not deserve a girl like her
Simple9Plan9Fan9: AND IT NEVER WILL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
poser bitch: i am love with him
Simple9Plan9Fan9: WTF?!
poser bitch: he's mine...
Simple9Plan9Fan9: U HAVE ISSUES I SUGGEST A THERIPIST
poser bitch: she is such a rude girl for saying that she is in love with my husband
poser bitch: !!
Simple9Plan9Fan9: DUDE 1 DAVE ISNT FUCKING MARRIED
Simple9Plan9Fan9: 2 UR NOT HIS GF
Simple9Plan9Fan9: 3 U NEVER WILL B
Simple9Plan9Fan9: 4 SHES THE NICEST PERSON EVER
poser bitch: Jade is not pretty enough for him on the inside
poser bitch: she is ugly and fat and forever will be
Simple9Plan9Fan9: That's GREAT FOR U
Simple9Plan9Fan9: BTW...
Simple9Plan9Fan9: U JUST DESCRIBED HER ON THE OUTSIDE DUMBASS
Simple9Plan9Fan9: hello
poser bitch: hey its moniCA!!
Simple9Plan9Fan9: ok
Simple9Plan9Fan9: hi whorebag
poser bitch: thats not nice
Simple9Plan9Fan9: wtf this isnt nice
Simple9Plan9Fan9: bitch'
poser bitch: i have more stuff that will make u never want to be jade's friend again!!
Simple9Plan9Fan9: ok spill
poser bitch: lets see....she acts like a five year old...she has a crappy fake personality...shes in love with simple plan
Simple9Plan9Fan9: ok well u can fuck off
Simple9Plan9Fan9: cuz i'm exactly the same way
poser bitch: dont u agree that she has a horrible soul...
Simple9Plan9Fan9: u kno wat
Simple9Plan9Fan9: ur deserve to die and rot in hell
Simple9Plan9Fan9: understand me?!
poser bitch: no
poser bitch: she is the ugliest person alive
poser bitch: i could go on
Simple9Plan9Fan9: that's great i don't give a shit if shes ugly
Simple9Plan9Fan9: i care about wats inside
Simple9Plan9Fan9: damn fool
poser bitch: yeah right...you know you hate her
Simple9Plan9Fan9: ok u go on telling urself that
poser bitch: you know you hate how she always bugs you
poser bitch: how she annoys
poser bitch: everybody
Simple9Plan9Fan9: i don't care
poser bitch: how she loves the same bands you do
Simple9Plan9Fan9: every1 has annoying habits
poser bitch: she's in love with simple plan like you do
Simple9Plan9Fan9: and i like that we like the same bands
poser bitch: shes a friggin copycat!!
poser bitch: she tries to be you!!
Simple9Plan9Fan9: great
Simple9Plan9Fan9: i couldn't care less
poser bitch: she steals everything you ever wanted
Simple9Plan9Fan9: like what?
poser bitch: she steals your dreams
Simple9Plan9Fan9: no
Simple9Plan9Fan9: ...
poser bitch: she wants to be in a band just like you
Simple9Plan9Fan9: ok
poser bitch: she wants to learn how to play bass...
Simple9Plan9Fan9: i don't
Simple9Plan9Fan9: so u lost
poser bitch: she has a problem
Simple9Plan9Fan9: i don't care
poser bitch: who the hell would want to play bass
Simple9Plan9Fan9: u have a fucking problem
poser bitch: ??
poser bitch: shes a david lover thats who
Simple9Plan9Fan9: i bet u play bass
poser bitch: i hate bassists
Simple9Plan9Fan9: that's fucking great
poser bitch: i would never play bass!!
Simple9Plan9Fan9: i don't care
Simple9Plan9Fan9: ur a fucking gay wad
poser bitch: David is my love for life
poser bitch: he does not play bass...he is the lead singer
Simple9Plan9Fan9: that was the dumbest thing ever
Simple9Plan9Fan9: wtf
poser bitch: David and her should never meet
Simple9Plan9Fan9: he plays bass u moron!
Simple9Plan9Fan9: u need a fucking reality check darlin
poser bitch: Jade is such a five year old...i mean who at her age is still in love with the disney princesses
poser bitch: ??
Simple9Plan9Fan9: i bet ur
poser bitch: no...i like adult things
Simple9Plan9Fan9: and how do u kno so much about her?
poser bitch: i just know
Simple9Plan9Fan9: well that's gay ur a kid just like her and its totally kewl to like kid things
Simple9Plan9Fan9: dman
Simple9Plan9Fan9: i think i wanna come to ur house and fucking cut u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
poser bitch: I dont get why her personality is so...childish...its like...who would want to hang around a girl who loves the sight of Disneyland...and crys when she watches finding nemo..honestly...grow up
Simple9Plan9Fan9: do u even kno what that is from?!?!?!?!
Simple9Plan9Fan9: she doesn't cry when she watches finding nemo
Simple9Plan9Fan9: and i love the sight of disneyland
Simple9Plan9Fan9: damn
poser bitch: why would someone sing along everytime they watch grease??
poser bitch: its wrong
Simple9Plan9Fan9: ME!
Simple9Plan9Fan9: AND U SHOULD 2!
Simple9Plan9Fan9: IF U LIKE DAVID!
poser bitch: why does she love watching scary movies??...its so retarded..and why does she hate roller coasters...its just not real...i mean...its not grown up like
Simple9Plan9Fan9: OK That's GRAND
poser bitch: why does she enjoy rain...??
Simple9Plan9Fan9: IONO
Simple9Plan9Fan9: HOW ABOUT THIS?!
poser bitch: Your supposed to know..your her best friend!!
Simple9Plan9Fan9: Y DO U ENJOY THIS?!
poser bitch: NO!!!
Simple9Plan9Fan9: Y DO U DO THIS TO PPL?!
poser bitch: she shouldn't even exist...she is the most horrible person ever.
poser bitch: why do you even like her??
Simple9Plan9Fan9: OK WELL U Shouldn't EXIST
poser bitch: she is a moron
Simple9Plan9Fan9: I LIKE HER CUZ SHES A GREAT FRIEND
poser bitch: what has she done for you lately??
Simple9Plan9Fan9: SHES BEEN THERE FOR ME
Simple9Plan9Fan9: WHAT HAS SHE DONE TO U TO MAKE U PISSED OFF AT HER?!
Simple9Plan9Fan9: ....
Simple9Plan9Fan9: I WAITING
poser bitch: she luvs david...
poser bitch: i hate her
Simple9Plan9Fan9: WELL U MUST NOT KNO WHO DAVID IS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Simple9Plan9Fan9: SHOW ME A PIC OF HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
poser bitch: where do i go??
Simple9Plan9Fan9: WTF?!
Simple9Plan9Fan9: UR A MORON!
Simple9Plan9Fan9: GET ME A FUCKING PIC OF HIM NOW!
poser bitch: I dont know where...wait..is he the guy on Jade's aim icon??
Simple9Plan9Fan9: NO SHIT SHERLOCK
Simple9Plan9Fan9: DUDE UR A FUCKING RETARD
poser bitch: o...how am i supposed to know...hes hott!!!
Simple9Plan9Fan9: OMG UR A POSER NOW GO KILL UR SELF JUST TO FIT IN OK? GOOD!
poser bitch: no
Simple9Plan9Fan9: Y?
poser bitch: because you need to answer my question
Simple9Plan9Fan9: WHAT QUESTION?@!
poser bitch: what has Jade ever done for you in explicit detail...and then i will leave you and her alone
Simple9Plan9Fan9: PROVE IT TO ME!
poser bitch: prove to me what jade has done for you and i will leave you alone
Simple9Plan9Fan9: NO...
poser bitch: yes
Simple9Plan9Fan9: Y THE FUCK SHOULD I?!
poser bitch: because...i want to see how much you care for her....please
Simple9Plan9Fan9: Y SHOULD I?
poser bitch: this is my one test so i can leave people alone for once and for all
Simple9Plan9Fan9: OK WELL U HAVE TO LET JADE ON TO IM RIGHT NOW
poser bitch: NOOOOOOO....not unless you explain in explicit detail what she has done for you...she probably hasn't done anything..thats why you wont explain
Simple9Plan9Fan9: I WILL BUT I Don't THINK U WOULD UNDERSTAND
poser bitch: go on.....explain
Simple9Plan9Fan9: NO
poser bitch: then i will never let jade live in doom
Simple9Plan9Fan9: OK...
poser bitch: EXPLAIN NOW.....
Simple9Plan9Fan9: Y THE FUCK SHOULD I?!
poser bitch: i will not leave you alone
poser bitch: until you explain
Simple9Plan9Fan9: GREAT
poser bitch: please..
poser bitch: please.......
poser bitch: fine...nice talking to you bitch...you just ruined my life...just like jade did by being with david...
Simple9Plan9Fan9: OK UR A GAY
Simple9Plan9Fan9: HOW DID I OR JADE RUIN UR LIFE
Simple9Plan9Fan9: U Don't EVEN KNO WHO WE ARE
Simple9Plan9Fan9: INCLUDING DAVID
poser bitch: yes... he does.....he was my high school sweetheart
poser bitch: hello
poser bitch: bye bye...im gonna go jump off a cliff

i got pissed off within the first minute.... so ya... and shes a fag! well i off to guitar lessons!!! ttul!
Previous post Next post
Up