You know what I can't stand?
People who are impossible to insult...NOT because they refuse to accept their insults and/or they keep fighting back even after they've lost...those I can deal with.....what I can't take are people who DON'T EVEN GET THAT THEY'RE BEING INSULTED. They just keep replying with "ok lol thats nice 4 u".
From:
mattDate: Jan 26, 2006 2:00 AM
Subject: hey cutie
just looking for someone to show me a good time when i come up there in july..im a marine and we will be there for about 3 weeks so if you interested let me know.would like to get to know the area somemore..i was there last year but didnt know many cool people..
matt.
From: teh k8
Date: Jan 26, 2006 2:13 AM
Subject: Hi, Creepy.
Is this a thinly veiled [and poorly worded] solicitation for sexual favors?
From: matt
Date: Jan 26, 2006 2:17 AM
Subject: RE: Hi, Creepy.
actually i wasnt trying to get in your pants in any way..i am a big freak in all but that could come about you neve know..but im interested in chillin with nice but mean people when i come up..last time i was there i got really really bored..so what do ya say? interested?
From: teh k8
Date: Jan 26, 2006 2:22 AM
Subject: Hi, Chumpface.
Hahahahahahahaha. Hahahahaha. "i am a big freak in all but that could come about you neve know." Hahahahahahah.
What, the sarcasm and outright insults didn't put you off?
[P.S. I'm laughing AT you. Not with you.]
From: matt
Date: Jan 26, 2006 2:25 AM
Subject: RE: Hi, Chumpface.
laugh all you want..no one has ever been able to keep up on the freakish side anyway and i dont take offense life is to short for getting mad over stupid shit anyway..im going to bed so if your interested keep in touch and add me as a friend..later so called freak..if it did happen 20 bucks im more kinky than you..lol...
later cutie
matt
From: teh k8
Date: Jan 26, 2006 2:38 AM
Subject: Ahoy, Mr. I-Seriously-Do-Not-Get-The-Hint+What-Is-Sarcasm
Ooh, fun, fun. I kind of threw up in my mouth a little when I read this.
How did you graduate high school with grammar/spelling as atrocious as that? It really makes me sad.
[P.S. Sick, dude. $20 bets I get a restraining order against you before you even get here. Just get with it, man.]
From: matt
Date: Jan 26, 2006 11:10 AM
Subject: RE: Ahoy, Mr. I-Seriously-Do-Not-Get-The-Hint+What-Is-Sarcasm
ok well peace keep the 20 too..lol..
I seriously fucking hate Myspace. =|!