Shock Horror
I now sadly have to admit to myself that I snore. I've been told recently that I snore, but I have never believed it. I've slept for a very long time you know and never once have I been told I snore. I have been told I do the odd heavy breathing (if only it was from good dreams damnit) Since I started taking sleeping tablets for my lack of sleeping i think it's given me the ol snore whore. Also the fact I currently have a cold. And I wonder if Menopause causes snoring as well?? Hmmmmm things to ponder.
And why now am I sadly admitting it? Because I bloody well heard myself, just before I got told off that I was snoring. Everytime earlier when I've woken to "shoosh you're snoring" I have felt that I wasn't even sleeping and was mostly awake. Last night I think the snore and being told off for the snore woke me. I was shocked and flabberghasted. I can't deny something now that I have heard myself do. And how can anyone deny snoring, even though we do. We aren't even awake to listen to ourselves.
So I can now join "Snorers R Us" even though I think I'm really only a part time, do it as a hobby in my spare time kind of snorer. Not an every night gonna blow my trumpet snore whore. That's what I am choosing to tell myself anyway, because honestly I really don't snore.
And why now am I sadly admitting it? Because I bloody well heard myself, just before I got told off that I was snoring. Everytime earlier when I've woken to "shoosh you're snoring" I have felt that I wasn't even sleeping and was mostly awake. Last night I think the snore and being told off for the snore woke me. I was shocked and flabberghasted. I can't deny something now that I have heard myself do. And how can anyone deny snoring, even though we do. We aren't even awake to listen to ourselves.
So I can now join "Snorers R Us" even though I think I'm really only a part time, do it as a hobby in my spare time kind of snorer. Not an every night gonna blow my trumpet snore whore. That's what I am choosing to tell myself anyway, because honestly I really don't snore.