How to Shop Lift And Get Away with It
Ok, I'm NOT telling you to shop lift. I've just heard and seen today a way to shop lift and get away with it. But I advise not to try this and if you do at your OWN RISK!
Basically carry an oversized bag over your shoulder. Walk about the shop walking into everything hanging on a rack. Best place to do this is in a clothes shop and at least in the sections that sell your size. Make sure something "accidently" gets snagged to your bag and without even a hesitation leave said shop and carry on about your merry way. If someone stops you, you can always play dumb and say "omg how embarassing, didn't even realise it was hanging off my bag, I'm soooooo sorry." If you don't get stopped, because no one else noticed and there is no buzzer on the shop entrance then ya pretty much home and hosed.
How do I know this you ask?
Well my sister accidently whilst shopping snagged a bra onto the back of her handbag. Managed to walk around for quite a long time before a friend who she ran into her asked "Do you often wear your bra on the outside?" And pointed out her little mishap. She managed to make it to the car park and could have made it home with new bra in tow. Funnily enough it was my size. But being that she wasn't trying to shop lift she took the bra back to the shop.
Today whilst at work I did observe a woman with a slinky satin nighty hanging off a coat hanger off her bag still with tags. I instantly thought of my sisters lil mishap and thought "Cor coathangers she's done my sister." The woman was oblivious to the fact she had a nighty hanging off her bag and proceeded around the shopping centre. If I had not been busy with customers and the only one in the shop I would have ran after her to let her know about her extra passenger. UNLESS she was accidently purposely shoplifting? Hmmmmm.
Again I state I'm NOT TELLING YOU TO SHOP LIFT! This is purely a funny observation.
Basically carry an oversized bag over your shoulder. Walk about the shop walking into everything hanging on a rack. Best place to do this is in a clothes shop and at least in the sections that sell your size. Make sure something "accidently" gets snagged to your bag and without even a hesitation leave said shop and carry on about your merry way. If someone stops you, you can always play dumb and say "omg how embarassing, didn't even realise it was hanging off my bag, I'm soooooo sorry." If you don't get stopped, because no one else noticed and there is no buzzer on the shop entrance then ya pretty much home and hosed.
How do I know this you ask?
Well my sister accidently whilst shopping snagged a bra onto the back of her handbag. Managed to walk around for quite a long time before a friend who she ran into her asked "Do you often wear your bra on the outside?" And pointed out her little mishap. She managed to make it to the car park and could have made it home with new bra in tow. Funnily enough it was my size. But being that she wasn't trying to shop lift she took the bra back to the shop.
Today whilst at work I did observe a woman with a slinky satin nighty hanging off a coat hanger off her bag still with tags. I instantly thought of my sisters lil mishap and thought "Cor coathangers she's done my sister." The woman was oblivious to the fact she had a nighty hanging off her bag and proceeded around the shopping centre. If I had not been busy with customers and the only one in the shop I would have ran after her to let her know about her extra passenger. UNLESS she was accidently purposely shoplifting? Hmmmmm.
Again I state I'm NOT TELLING YOU TO SHOP LIFT! This is purely a funny observation.