// \\ Shephen Lynch // \\ -- If I Were Gay

Jan 29, 2007 20:52

I fell in love with this song so fast.... this was written by Stephen Lynch and I swear I've heard this sung by one of my friends before! I just don't remember when or where. XDD

I wrote these listening to the song so there might be errors. XD

Here we are dear old friend
You and I drunk again
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed
Maybe the whiskeys gone to my head
But if I were gay, I would give you my heart
And if I were gay, you'd be my work of art
And if I were gay, we would swim in romance
But I'm not gay, so get your hand out of my pants

It's not that I don't care (I do)
I just don't see myself in you
Another time, another scene
I'd be right behind you, if you know what I mean
If I were gay I would give you my soul
And if I were gay, I would give you my whole being
And if I were gay, we would tear down the walls
But I'm not gay, so wont you stop cupping my....Hand!

We've never hugged
We've Never kissed
I've never been intimate with your fist
You have opened brand new doors
Get over here and drop your drawers~!

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