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[soysauce]

/opens door to lj late at night past curfew, thinks everyone is asleep but really everyone moved out long ago to live the big life on Plurk

/quietly tip toes in, holding ew_younerd's hand

/shoves ew_younerd into lj

/Reaches back... and pulls 300kmph in, too

/And finally, manlyfeatures as well

/Gonna have a threesome

/Ew not on the community where everyone can see

/IN MY JOURNAL,

Comments

[soysauce]

But there's three of you... I LOVE ALL OF YOU EQUALLY, EVEN IF manlyfeatures IS FUCKING LAZY AND NEVER VISITS.

ACTUALLY 300Kmph DOES THAT TOO.

[soysauce]

Rarrr photoshop ... aren't coldplay lyrics.

[soysauce]

You can't break up with me D< I won't let you

[manlyfeatures]

/watches as this comment comes out of nowhere
/I don't know where this came from
/Where did that come from

[soysauce]

You're trying to make me explain a joke... I won't let you do that. IT'S RIGHT THERE.

[soysauce]

The only way you're taking the wheel is if you open the door and shove me out.

That's a metaphor for dumping me.

Murderer. /this face

[manlyfeatures]

Or I could just pick you up and put you in the passenger seat while you flailed your limbs and screamed in protest and put you in a baby seat...

Liver.

[soysauce]

WHERE DID LIVEr COME FROM.

I'm stronger than you.

[soysauce]

I one-handed you remember.

I lifted you up with one hand, over my head.

[manlyfeatures]

Oh you mean when you lifted me for two seconds and your knees buckled and you skid marked your underwear from the sheer pressure of exerting any muscle strength?

[soysauce]

..... That's not cute at all!!!!!!

[manlyfeatures]

My pretty girl is cute