Jul 31, 2010 00:36
[A certain little girl with a temper sounds angry. Because some things just don't change.]
Hey, Captain Fuckface--and all his little cocksuckers that do his bidding, too, because there is so blame to go around--the handcuffs? Not funny. Not on me. For some people here? Yeah, fucking hilarious, but for me? Not one bit.
[There's a lot of clanging and struggling as Mindy attempts for probably the hundredth time to break the handcuffs. Even if they weren't magical, she'd be deluding herself thinking she could break a pair of handcuffs.]
I know how to slip out of these fuckers, but I'd really rather not do that... So how long's this gonna last, dude? A couple hours? Wanna give me an ETA on the keys here? Because I am definitely not here for your enjoyment or anyone else's for that matter, so this better end pretty damn quick.
I know this didn't happen to just me, so did anyone else get anything helpful? I'm so tired of this motherfucking dickcanoe...