Fourth Hit [Audio//English]

[soyouwannaplay]

So I know there's a fuckton of scumbags on board, right? Out of curiosity, who are you? Just trying to get an idea here of how this place works.

[There's a pause before her voice takes on a younger tone, softer and much sweeter. It's so fake.] ...because, you know, I'm only a little girl. I need to know who the bad guys are so I don't go getting

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[alittlegreedy]

[Well aren't you just a ray of sunshine.]

Depends on your definition of 'scumbag'.

[soyouwannaplay]

I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.

[alittlegreedy]

Don't really have one, to be honest. I'm not one to call people out on that.

[soyouwannaplay]

I am. For example, a dirty fuckface of a druglord who frames good cops and sends pregnant mothers into depressed suicides? That's just one scumbag.

[alittlegreedy]

Ooh.

In that case, nahh, I'm not one.

[soyouwannaplay]

Not a scumbag or not that specific scumbag?

[alittlegreedy]

Well... I already know I'm not a good person, but I'm not that specific scumbag either.

[soyouwannaplay]

So are you a dick or not? No one is a good person, there's just no such thing, okay? And I know you're not that scumbag, that's Frank D'Amico. Who apparently no one here knows, so it doesn't even matter.

[alittlegreedy]

There's no such thing as no such thing.

[soyouwannaplay]

Stop being a cryptic douche.

[alittlegreedy]

Just telling you like it is.

[soyouwannaplay]

No, you're talking in circles and it's fucking obnoxious.

[alittlegreedy]

Sorry. Like I said though, can't really be the judge of that. But good luck with finding out about others anyway, eh?